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Here's the story: As we (me and my best friend) watched Fushigi Yuugi, for awhile we were hardcore Tamahome fans. Then, with the arrival of first Nuriko, then Chichiri, and then Tasuki, we couldn't decide who we like more! Tamahome got the nickname "Mr. Sexy Hero" because he was always saving Miaka's butt. Nuriko was just cool! (Hey, we have to love anyone who looks THAT GOOD as a girl, and can pick up huge pieces of stone like they were cardboard.) Chichiri is cool too, and that "no da!" at the end of every sentence is just TOO kawaii! ("Cute" for those who don't know) Then Tasuki showed up, and as every Tasuki fan knows, he: A) is sexy
Oni Luna: Oh baby!!
B) is funny
Ayanami: I have never seen anyone's legs blur quite like that.
and C) has those cute little fangs!! So I have to decide which one I like better!! My friend likes Nuriko best (but only marginally) and I'm leaning towards Tasuki. We didn't like Hotohori at first, but he got muchmuchmuch cooler after tape 4. And we think Chiriko is ADORABLE (I'm one of his seishi ^^) and Mitsukake's pretty cool too. And NOW we've expanded into the Seiryuu Seishi too ^^ Until I have more time to write about all those gorgeous specimens of (animated) male flesh , this'll just have to do ^^ So here's the current stats:
Tamahome
Pros:
He is sexy.
That character on his forehead is cute ^_^
He has adorable brothers and sisters!!
He's a Cancer (heehee! This means that his sign and my sign are perfect for each other)
He's very strong.
Cons:
He's in love with Miaka.
He's obsessed with o-ka-ne. (money)
He can be insensitive.
Oni Luna: Oh, NOW she's done it!
Ayanami: Danger! Danger, Will Robinson! Hostile Tamahome fans approaching!
Oni Luna: Who's Will Robinson?
Ayanami: I don't know, but we'd better run!!
Cloud of smoke as Oni Luna and Ayanami run away.
Nuriko
Pros:
Stronger than Tamahome!
Great sense of humor
Clobbers people with tables.
Just plain cute!!
Has purple hair.
Cons:
He's homosexual.
He eventually stops being homosexual, but none of US even had a chance.
In love with Hotohori.
He looks better in a dress than most of us do!
Oni Luna: Does not compute!! Does not compute!!
Ayanami: Be quiet, you bubble-headed booby! Compute indeed!
Chichiri
Pros:
Wears a hardcore mask!
Says that kawaii "no da!" at the end of every sentence.
Even his scars look cool.
Looks cute when SDed (even more so than everyone else!)
Has blue hair.
Can make himself look like anyone!! (Remember when he was Nakago? How about Hotohori? ^_^)
Cons:
Is he really self-concious about that scar?
Oni Luna: I kinda like it.
He wears the mask almost all the time. Ayanami: I like him better without the mask...
Tasuki
Pros: Okay, I could go on forever about why Tasuki is so cool and great and all that, so visit The Drooling Tasuki Fan Club for at least 37 reasons why he's fantastic.
Cons:
Well...he is a potty mouth. Oni Luna: Are you kidding? That's #@^&*! cool!
He gets angry easily.
He doesn't know when to quit.
He abhors women. Ayanami: That's what he says at least...
Oni Luna: I don't know what he's on about!! How could he NOT love us? We're so cute and adorable and loveable and unimposing....me especially! Ayanami: *snorts* My computers have suddenly had a reaction. If you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to be sick! Oni Luna: HEY!! What's THAT supposed to mean??? Ayanami: Oh, nothing. Oni Luna: Nothing, my @$$!!! LEKKA SHIEN!!! Ayanami: OWOWOWOWOWWWW!!! Hey!! Stop that!! It hurts!!
Now I think those two are finished, email me with YOUR reasons why any one of these guys are better than the other (that is, if the reasons don't already appear) and I'll try to accomodate them! If you have any reasons why Hotohori, Mitsukake or Chiriko are better than these guys (or even Nakago, Amiboshi, Suboshi, etc...) then again, send them in! No doubt, Oni Luna and Ayanami will have their two cents...
Oni Luna: What is she talking about? Ayanami: I have no idea...you should try that trick on her! *licking her blackened skin* Oni Luna: Oh, I couldn't do that. She's my creator! Ayanami: I'll show you creation! Oni Luna: What are you doing with that table? Hey, put it down, Wonder Girl! Ayanami! Put it down!!!
Oni Ayanami Luna The Shrines for these four sexy individuals.
Characters Email me with your suggestions!
This page created while watching Prisoners of Space, a Lost in Space episode originally aired in 1966. Explains all those LIS references, ne? Last updated on July 28/98.