The first 301 reasons, from Mako:
The most awesome eyes around
So tall (TALL, dark, and handsome)
Hair looked the best during fight with Galaxia
Tells off his dumb teacher
Can adjust the strength of her power
Best power of the Star Lights: "Star Gentle Uterus!!" (need I say more?)
He has the kindest heart
He doesn't like Ami ('nuff said)
Extremely smart
Writes lyrics
Lead guitarist
Can play keyboard
Doesn't have a chain smoker voice
The only Gemini on the show
Best figure (as a chick)
Knows when to be 'fashionably late'
Doesn't prance around like a fairy in spandex
He has the best sunglasses
He wears his sunglasses while driving at night
He cooks
He doesn't go beating up his own brothers [Immi's note: actually, I've said it before... they're not brothers! Same age, different birthdays, it just doesn't work...]
High kicks (need I say more?)
Best hair (Seiya looks like Mamo-chan with a ponytail)
He has his own car (other than the band van)
He plays volleyball
He doesn't go after girls who are engaged
Great singer
Never once is he brain washed
Very dedicated to his mission
Girls fall all over him (listen to those screams when he shows up at the concert)
Jumps really high
He puts up with Usagi's dumb ideas so he can visit sick children
Not a cross dresser
He's not gay (ignore the weird factor of gender swapping)
Never gets killed (in the anime)
She's really persistent when fighting Galaxia
Doesn't wear petal- pushers
Doesn't always walk with his arms up
Doesn't go hitting on lesbians
Doesn't flirt with cats
Doesn't take girls into the back room and get them all worked up.... to make a phone call!
Doesn't wear little hoop/crescent moon earrings
Makes Galaxia bleed
Doesn't look like a cockroach
He actually sounds like a guy
Has the cool Sailor Senshi fuku
Has the unique school uniform
Doesn't wear naked flower chick pins
Doesn't sleep with Fiore (Fiole- whatever)
Doesn't kiss other guys
Doesn't kiss his own daughter
Doesn't need to "go back under the porch where he belongs"
Doesn't wear leg warmers
Doesn't turn into an animal
Doesn't lure off children with a musical instrument
Has totally awesome hair
Strong enough to carry Seiya around
Can jump really high while holding someone
Transforms with out his shirt
Doesn't copy Tuxedo Mask by throwing red roses
Very organized (look at that planner)
Kindly lets Usagi and Minako borrow his notes
Doesn't scream at them when they rip his notebook in half
He's in the musicaloo
First to sense the princess
Keeps promises (showing up when the rain stopped like he said he would)
Lead role in the movie they were filming during the camping episode
From another galaxy
Tall guy =big nose, big feet= you know what that means don't you (you-guess-who came up with it)
Looks great in sweats
Doesn't get hurt/killed by his own powers
He can act
He can dance
He's in a world famous band
He is rich
He is way famous
Hangs out at a discotheque
He's the only one who gets to snap on his intro
The way he can wiggle his eyebrows
Great at typing
Isn't incredibly rude on the phone
At least he doesn't clash like hell
He's got a good heart
Only guy you could look up to, Julie (Ali again)
Not under Queen Serenity's rule
Doesn't lead girls to believe he's winning them a toy then keep it
Not attracted to Ami
Attracted to Makoto
Doesn't wear the fruity pink bear key chain on his shirt
Not afraid of flying
Voice doesn't kill your ears
At least he can last more than two episodes
Doesn't have to be prompted to use powers (Now Sailor Moon!!)
Doesn't get glass shards in his eyes
He wears contacts
Can skillfully avoid Minako's attempts at dates without being rude
He has to deal with the 'pain of the survivors', but doesn't spaz out
Doesn't name puts after the color of their fur
Doesn't try to teach chameleons to sit on the back of someone's hand
Does his best to be a good idol
Doesn't wear little, skinny suspenders
He has the cool transformation music
He's a true romantic
He recites poetry
He's good at the Internet
He maintains the Three Lights web page
Doesn't go and trash his fan mail without reading it
Goes on game shows
Best student at Juuban High
Goes on space/ astronomy shows
Goes on cooking shows
Goes on t.v. the most
He's hot enough that even Ami crawls out of her shell and gets a crush on him
He could see that Rei and Usagi are really close friends even though they fight
Uses common knowledge that rain won't stop just if you want it to
Good with practical jokes
Spends the most time writing lyrics
Cares about his brothers (asking if Seiya was ok when he collapsed)[Immi's note again: fer crying out loud... they're not brothers!]
He's the closest to God
He'd be the first to know when it rains
He was a cop for a day
Looks great in those swimming trunks
He's (most likely) the tallest person in Japan
He's the middle child
He is born in May
He'd be the first to know when it starts to hail (Oww!!)
He e-mails his fans back
He isn't obsessed with Usagi
He and Yaten stay together so he's not the outcast member
He is 17
He's from the Dankei Kingdom
He's from the planet Kinmoku
He's the lead lyric writer
He likes to garden
He teaches people how to use a computer to compose music
He tells Sailor Moon where the animates came from
He sings "Chikara o Awasete"
He has great fashion sense
He's great comic relief when he does those little unexpected things
If her attack misses the enemy will die laughing
He's such a snazzy dresser
His favorite food is sushi
Almost always wears suits
He's very mature
He doesn't smell like olives (Usagi says that that is how Seiya smells)
He's really nice to Michiru ("Kaioh Michiru-san, you are wonderful," then he gives her a rose [joint concert])
Is in the most clubs out of the Three Lights
He is, as Minako puts it, the adult-like one
He's the most polite
In the computer club
He has the best voice
He's not a meany-butt
He's #2 among the Starlights (first the worst, SECOND the BEST.....)
He almost comes to terms with Sailors Uranus and Neptune
He stays on Haruka's good side
Doesn't have trouble with girls
Doesn't have trouble with physical exertion
Doesn't act like a total bitch to the other senshi
Doesn't have any real problem with bugs
Doesn't have a huge ego (ie: "I guess I'm not as famous as I thought"- Seiya)
Doesn't wear sissy hoop earrings
Did I mention he's tall?
He is kind enough to actually help Sailor Mercury ([comet ep]I can't say so much for myself)
He is smart enough to NOT help Sailor Mercury ([episode 191]Go Taiki!!)
He's a popular idol
His voice is original (she ONLY does Taiki/Star Maker's voice)
Truly a caring person
Two words : business casual
I've come up with this many reasons
He'll be the first to know when the acid rain comes ("My eyes!!!!")
He is a star actor
Gotta love the trench coat
He has the best chance of getting a job once the band gets old (education)
Favorite class is Literature/English
Great smile
Purple eyes
Nice earrings
Doesn't bath with cats
Looked great in the little power ranger suit
Best arm bands as a Starlight
Doesn't have a belt for a necklace
Never is called gay
Never thought to be a girl (when in guy form)
Could NEVER be confused as a boy (in girl form)
Created the Three Lights Fan Club web page
He doesn't enjoy himself like Fiore/Fiole
He never turns evil
Very dedicated to everything he sets his mind to
He likes to read
His princess is Fireball
Only Three Light ever to be seen driving
He wouldn't need a step ladder to get something off the top shelf
He is 6'2"
Doesn't desperately chase a girl who is totally not interested
He's the Three Lights' most public member
Sporty AND brainy
He can keep his cool
He's such a hotty
He's sexy (for a cartoon)
He is into astronomy
He isn't afraid to voice his opinion
She actually fights, and doesn't just show up and throw out a Hallmarky greeting and complimentary weed
He is always in the blue spotlight
He never runs into anyone
He is in commercials
He never thinks Sailor Moon is their princess
He plays Chou Blue in the movie they film (camping episode[not red or yellow])
Just look at him play cards
He isn't considered a 'strange one' (as Usagi always calls Seiya)
He never freaks out or has a breakdown concerning their mission
He laughs a lot
He thought doing the concert with Michiru was a really good idea
He doesn't go around saying that dancing "feels great"
He never says he has things to hide
He's in at least two movies
He doesn't lie
He doesn't "pass out because he was scared of the monster" (Seiya ep.183)
His eyes are naturally purple
He rarely loses his temper or has emotional outbursts (Yaten's always pissed and Seiya's always upset about Usagi while Taiki never really gets angry or frustrated
He has an IQ of 300
He gets along ok with Haruka (He's the only one who hasn't really pissed her off)
He's quicker at figuring things out than Ami
He's the only one who's got an E-mail address (Ami mentions e-mailing him in an episode)
He's not afraid to wear his glasses
He's the most practical Light
He is practically perfect in every way
He doesn't have a worst subject
He has the best intro speech
Just look at her legs
He's just sooooo cute
He never looks like he's wearing a toupee
He's the tallest of the Three Lights
She's the tallest Starlight
She's the tallest senshi
He's the tallest person at Juuban High School
He is one of the most important people in Sailor Stars
Part of the coolest senshi team
He is loyal only to Fireball
He has the cool background music
He's the most guy-ish of the Three Lights
He's the most social of the Three Lights
He's the dreeeaaamiest
He has the best eyes
He is the strongest of the Three Lights
He doesn't go beating up his family [Immi: ... -_-']
He's the best looking
She's the best looking
He doesn't have Usagi ruling him
He is smarter than Michiru
He is the smartest person on Sailor Moon
He could totally kill Seiya (if he didn't have that slight problem with arguments)
He is filthy rich, but he doesn't flaunt it around
He has girls from around the world in love with him
He visits little children in the hospital
He really cares about people
Lets see... Usagi refuses to have a crush on Seiya, yet she's all over Taiki
He beats Mamo-chan any day
All the (Inner) senshi have a crush on him
In Italy, he's 100% man
You didn't think I could do this, but I have 260 reasons
He is really cool
He's nice and organized
He has really nice hair
He has the no-shirt transformation
He has the coolest voice
Taiki is such a cool name
Kou is a cool last name
He looks great 24/7
He looks great with or without glasses
He drinks the awful tasting juice without throwing up (episode 175)
He is a world famous idol
He does all he can to find the princess (if Chibi Chibi had just handed that censure over, he wouldn't have chased her)
He's so hot that Minako and Usagi just want to sit in the chair after him
She is the second prettiest Starlight
He doesn't look like a bug
He wouldn't need to trash the kitchen trying to get the cockroach (Seiya, out!)
His princess is Sailor Kakyuu
She's one of the last to die in the manga
She has a perfect figure anyone would die for
His sunglasses are sooooo cool
He wears his sunglasses while driving
He wears his sunglasses at night [Immi: move over Corey Heart! ...so I live in the 80s... so sue me!]
If it weren't for him driving, the Three Lights would have to walk everywhere
She's the one who tells everyone about Galaxia
He has the coolest swimming trunks
He looks so funny when they all pop out of the water
He doesn't dress animals in frilly little dresses
She has cool star earrings
He doesn't need to bus tables to get money
He never wears shirt with Earth written on it
He never wears a shirt with Spaz written on it
He's a famous guitarist
He's a famous singer
You never see the musical director telling HIM to do it over again
He doesn't sound like he's passing a kidney stone when taking tests
He does the funny twitching thing when his notebook is ripped in half
He is, get this, TALL
He is the most awesome guy in Anime
He's the best
I got all 300 reasons
He's Taiki, what else can I say

Here's a few more from Kirin:
He doesnt suck like seiya
He doesnt wanna give usagi a blow job for 60$ [Immi: Huh?...]
His hair is a nice reddish brown in the manga!! He knows when to shut up
If he had AOL he wouldnt shut his IMS off
He wouldnt recite DU HAST 10x over
He WOULD NOT Dis Any Band at all!(Including Hanson! Taiki is a respectful man!)
He would take a sweet girl like Makoto to a nice restaurant for dinner and a movie.
He doesnt hide his feelings.
He gets along,even with his arguments.
If he had his way of a halloween costume he'd not go. he'd go to a hostpital and visit the kids and the elders. :)(::turns a little red:: Even i think that's smart!)

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