NOTE: This story actualy took place in an AIM chat room some time in August of 2001 but considering it was with all the people from the AL chat and its probably the funniest time we ever had I added it. Warning: This story has some strong language and graphic mature material + violence, all the good stuff but if any of that offents you I suggest your turn and run away now. FAST! You have just entered room "The Jaberwalkies Jamborie." Skitz2Xtreme has entered the room. Skitz2Xtreme: heyz! ThePinkLadyJ: there maybe now I can finish this story Dark Sephiroth29 has entered the room. Skitz2Xtreme: heyz! Skitz2Xtreme: ok, start from the beginning Skitz2Xtreme: i want to know too ThePinkLadyJ: LOL ThePinkLadyJ: ok Dark Sephiroth29: ^_^ Dark Sephiroth29: yay! story time! ThePinkLadyJ: me and my friends were out comaing one stary night with a full moon ThePinkLadyJ: and no not my ass Dark Sephiroth29: ASS ASS!!! ThePinkLadyJ: camping* Dark Sephiroth29: ^_^ ThePinkLadyJ: LOL 0_o ThePinkLadyJ: We were just sitting around the camp fire roasting marshmallows when eggroll hears a noise from the ThePinkLadyJ: bush's ThePinkLadyJ: I whip out my trust little maglight and shine it on the bush and what shold I see.... ThePinkLadyJ: but 1 eye shining back at me ThePinkLadyJ: then................it was gone Dark Sephiroth29: AHHH! Skitz2Xtreme: AHHH!!! Dark Sephiroth29: *leaps on skitz and clings to her head, teeth clattering* ThePinkLadyJ: Minion wanted to go home cause she's a panty waist but I said "aw screw that it was probably jsut a ThePinkLadyJ: squirl on crack ThePinkLadyJ: lets just go to bed" Skitz2Xtreme: **hugz diggy** Dark Sephiroth29: *hugs* Skitz2Xtreme: **gives diggy a marshmellow** Dark Sephiroth29: pinks stories are scary....no matter what the topic is! Dark Sephiroth29: O.o ThePinkLadyJ: so we all climbed into your jammies but before we went to sleep we decided to tell a few stores mwahah Dark Sephiroth29: *eats it quickly* ThePinkLadyJ: hahahahahhahaha Skitz2Xtreme: oooh, my first pink story! Dark Sephiroth29: lol Skitz2Xtreme: MY jammies? Skitz2Xtreme: dont' use them! Skitz2Xtreme: they mine! Dark Sephiroth29: lol!!!! Skitz2Xtreme: MY monkey jammies!!!! ThePinkLadyJ: jebus My jammies is what digyg said too Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ Skitz2Xtreme: me and diggs are connected :-) Dark Sephiroth29: :-D ThePinkLadyJ: that sounds wrong in so many ways Dark Sephiroth29: lol Skitz2Xtreme: LOL ThePinkLadyJ: LOL Dark Sephiroth29: LOLOL Skitz2Xtreme: Shut up! Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ ThePinkLadyJ: any way back to the story ThePinkLadyJ: Ok so I started to tell them my.....susspictions (dramatic music) Dark Sephiroth29: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Dark Sephiroth29: NOT THAT! ThePinkLadyJ: I told them that tonight was the night of the Jaberwalkies Jamborie Dark Sephiroth29: *hides under a rock* ThePinkLadyJ: grrr I hate my mom brb Skitz2Xtreme: aww Skitz2Xtreme: **pulls diggy out of the rock** Dark Sephiroth29: :'( Dark Sephiroth29: *hugs* Skitz2Xtreme: no hiding, i protect u! Skitz2Xtreme: *hugz* Dark Sephiroth29: YAY! Dark Sephiroth29: *clings* Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ Dark Sephiroth29: ^_^ Dark Sephiroth29: pst Skitz2Xtreme: EEEEHheheeee Dark Sephiroth29: look what i got! Skitz2Xtreme: yesh? Skitz2Xtreme: wht? Dark Sephiroth29: *holds up pinks pink bunny slippers* Skitz2Xtreme: (i know pinky gonna think this is wrong in so many wyas) Skitz2Xtreme: LOL! Skitz2Xtreme: bunny slippers!! Dark Sephiroth29: LOl! Dark Sephiroth29: BUNNY SLIPPERS!^_^ Skitz2Xtreme: We gotta use this against her! Skitz2Xtreme: lol Dark Sephiroth29: oh yes! Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ Skitz2Xtreme: just wait till seh comes back! Skitz2Xtreme: mwa hah aahahaa ThePinkLadyJ: ::Kicks diggy in the nuts:: I told you there in a safty deposit box now will you quit showing skitzo.. ThePinkLadyJ: sep's nuts and get back to the story Dark Sephiroth29: LLOOLOLOLOL! ThePinkLadyJ: LOLOLOL Skitz2Xtreme: LOLOL Skitz2Xtreme: i see sephie's nuts?! Skitz2Xtreme: AHHHH ThePinkLadyJ: So I began to tell them about the Jaberwalkie Jamborie Dark Sephiroth29: lol! Dark Sephiroth29: *hugs her sephie stuffie* Skitz2Xtreme: **sits down beside diggy wif a bag o' popcorn** Dark Sephiroth29: u know that icon i showed u skitz? thats what the sephie stuffie looks like^_^ Dark Sephiroth29: O.O Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ ThePinkLadyJ: 1 time every year on the night of the full blue moon.............they come from the dark(dramaticmusic ThePinkLadyJ: ) Dark Sephiroth29: *eats some popcorn* Skitz2Xtreme: **gives diggy a megabyte stuffie** Dark Sephiroth29: *huggles it* Dark Sephiroth29: ^_^ Skitz2Xtreme: oooohhh...scary music Dark Sephiroth29: scary!!! Skitz2Xtreme: **munches** Dark Sephiroth29: =-O Skitz2Xtreme: blow job ready smiley!!!! ThePinkLadyJ: they come to preform a ritual Skitz2Xtreme: =-O Dark Sephiroth29: O.O Skitz2Xtreme: ooo-er, ritual! ThePinkLadyJ: a ritual of.......... Dark Sephiroth29: *clings to skitz* ThePinkLadyJ: HUMAN SACRAFICE Skitz2Xtreme: *clings* Skitz2Xtreme: AHHHHHH Dark Sephiroth29: AHHHHHHHH! Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ Dark Sephiroth29: ...... its a good thing i'm not human Dark Sephiroth29: ^_^ Skitz2Xtreme: i human skittle! Skitz2Xtreme: :-( Dark Sephiroth29: :-( Dark Sephiroth29: diggy protect u Skitz2Xtreme: i get eated! Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ Skitz2Xtreme: tanks diggy! ThePinkLadyJ: you see the jamborie is when the leader of all the Jaberwalkies sacrafices 3 humans to there ThePinkLadyJ: Jaberwalkie gods Dark Sephiroth29: O.O Dark Sephiroth29: 3... Skitz2Xtreme: oooooo eeeee Dark Sephiroth29: minion, eggroll, and pinkily ThePinkLadyJ: yes...............3 and he'll take sub humans too so dont think your emune Skitz2Xtreme: 3 my lucky number :-) Dark Sephiroth29: LOL Skitz2Xtreme: **hugz diggy** i protect u! ThePinkLadyJ: LOL Dark Sephiroth29: *hugs* yay^_^! Dark Sephiroth29: -ish protected- ThePinkLadyJ: Eggroll said I was on pot and to turn out the light and go to sleep but I know...........the truth Skitz2Xtreme: the truth hurts Skitz2Xtreme: jamborie gods gone eat all y'all! Dark Sephiroth29: always Skitz2Xtreme: aaaaaaalll y'all! ThePinkLadyJ: FOR MY BRAIN WAS UNDER THE CUSTODY OF............THE JABERWALKIES Dark Sephiroth29: o.o Dark Sephiroth29: O.O!!! Dark Sephiroth29: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Skitz2Xtreme: AAAAHHHH!!!!! ThePinkLadyJ: they had stolen my brain and had it hostage to plant there jaberwalkie eggs into it Dark Sephiroth29: o.o Skitz2Xtreme: just like alien ThePinkLadyJ: but now there were using me.....using me in there sick plot Skitz2Xtreme: sick disgusting plot Skitz2Xtreme: **spits on the ground** ThePinkLadyJ: for it was "I" who draged my friend out on such a perralous night Skitz2Xtreme: yuckie Dark Sephiroth29: horrid morbid sick! Dark Sephiroth29: O.O Skitz2Xtreme: *gasps* Skitz2Xtreme: =-O Dark Sephiroth29: .... whats perralous ? Skitz2Xtreme: like, dangerous Dark Sephiroth29: oh ^^ Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ Dark Sephiroth29: danger ranger! Skitz2Xtreme: yesh! ThePinkLadyJ: but i had no control for my brain was in a jar in a jaberwalkie lab being implanted with eggs Skitz2Xtreme: poor eggie Dark Sephiroth29: O.O Skitz2Xtreme: and minion Dark Sephiroth29: LOL ThePinkLadyJ: so there I was leading my unsusspecting friends and my self into great danger Dark Sephiroth29: oh i thought u meant poor eggs Dark Sephiroth29: does diggy save u? ThePinkLadyJ: We went to sleep with the wind blowing threw the tree's ThePinkLadyJ: but there was noises............ Skitz2Xtreme: LOL diggs Dark Sephiroth29: O.O ThePinkLadyJ: noises of things that should not be in the woods Skitz2Xtreme: noises of diggy in the tent wif eggroll? Skitz2Xtreme: tooooo much info! ThePinkLadyJ: noises of things that BUMP in the night Skitz2Xtreme: not diggy! Dark Sephiroth29: LMAO Skitz2Xtreme: ahhh Skitz2Xtreme: pinky!! ThePinkLadyJ: LOL Skitz2Xtreme: PINKY and EGGIE Skitz2Xtreme: ahhhh Skitz2Xtreme: i ruined it ThePinkLadyJ: EW SICK Skitz2Xtreme: lol Skitz2Xtreme: OK Skitz2Xtreme: continue :P ThePinkLadyJ: I dont bump eggroll in the night......::shudders:: Dark Sephiroth29: loilololololol! Skitz2Xtreme: LOLOL ThePinkLadyJ: LOLOL Dark Sephiroth29: LMAO Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ ThePinkLadyJ: anywho Skitz2Xtreme: yesh ThePinkLadyJ: so then............the jaberwalkies came Skitz2Xtreme: *takes a sip of vodka* one for me, and one for my homies *spills some on the ground* Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ ThePinkLadyJ: a few dozen surrouned our camp fire then out tent then..............US Dark Sephiroth29: *slurps it off the ground* Skitz2Xtreme: unseen stalker? Skitz2Xtreme: then dr.evil gets it on wif frau! ThePinkLadyJ: NOT STALER Dark Sephiroth29: seen stalker ThePinkLadyJ: US=as in me and my homies Skitz2Xtreme: OHHHHH ThePinkLadyJ: brb Skitz2Xtreme: ok Skitz2Xtreme: do u remember that part in austion pwoers2 diggy? Dark Sephiroth29: harrison ford comes and rescuse them Skitz2Xtreme: before he gets it on wif frau? Dark Sephiroth29: LOL yeah Skitz2Xtreme: or if AAPPG was here, it'd be mel! Dark Sephiroth29: lol! Skitz2Xtreme: hehee Dark Sephiroth29: hey are puck and u still dating? Skitz2Xtreme: no Dark Sephiroth29: ohh who u dating now? Skitz2Xtreme: I single Dark Sephiroth29: awww Dark Sephiroth29: *hugs* Dark Sephiroth29: u can be my date for the night LOL Skitz2Xtreme: *hugz* but i good to be alone Skitz2Xtreme: LOL ThePinkLadyJ: Ok I"m back Skitz2Xtreme: wb Dark Sephiroth29: wb! ThePinkLadyJ: ok we were surrounded Dark Sephiroth29: pink do u wanna be our date for the night? Skitz2Xtreme: yesh, i all alone Skitz2Xtreme: lol ThePinkLadyJ: I opened my eyes to see.............. ThePinkLadyJ: JABERWALIES Dark Sephiroth29: o.o Skitz2Xtreme: o_O ThePinkLadyJ: those large fuzzy beastes of the sewears that steal brains and jamborie in the woods with there 1 larg ThePinkLadyJ: e Skitz2Xtreme: O_o ThePinkLadyJ: eye in the front and one on the back so that they can se EVERTHING Dark Sephiroth29: o.o ThePinkLadyJ: for the jaberwalkies know where you live and they know where you sleep at night Skitz2Xtreme: **clings to diggy** ThePinkLadyJ: Soon we were screaming in terror Dark Sephiroth29: you know... i DID wake up the other day feeling drowsie... ThePinkLadyJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Dark Sephiroth29: is THAT why Dark Sephiroth29: O.O Skitz2Xtreme: no, that's cuz i drugged you so icould have my ways wif u Skitz2Xtreme: <_< Skitz2Xtreme: >_> ThePinkLadyJ: The beasts reached out there clawed hands and snathed us up out of our sleeping bags Dark Sephiroth29: Ohhhh ok thankgod i thought i was raped Skitz2Xtreme: oh...you ...weren't... Skitz2Xtreme: <_< >_> Skitz2Xtreme: JK! Dark Sephiroth29: LMAO! Skitz2Xtreme: AHH! BEASTS! Kat6588 has entered the room. Kat6588: hi Skitz2Xtreme: HI KAT! ThePinkLadyJ: yo yo kat ThePinkLadyJ: The Jaberwalkies carried us into the woods kicking and screaming Skitz2Xtreme: I'm Skitz!!! ThePinkLadyJ: but nobody can hear you scream..........IN SPACE ThePinkLadyJ: oh wait wrong story Kat6588: lol Dark Sephiroth29: LOL ThePinkLadyJ: well nobody heard us anyway Skitz2Xtreme: LOL ThePinkLadyJ: They dragged us to the top of.........(dramatic music)........TERROR MOUNTAIN Skitz2Xtreme: AHHHHHHH!!!!! ThePinkLadyJ: There at the mountain peek there was a bon fire taller then an oak tree Skitz2Xtreme: warm bon fire? Skitz2Xtreme: or E-VIL one? ThePinkLadyJ: hundrids of jaberwalkies danced and buzzed (thats the noise they make) a song around the fire ThePinkLadyJ: evil one Skitz2Xtreme: buzz wif two z's? ThePinkLadyJ: LOL yes damnit Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ Skitz2Xtreme: awesome ThePinkLadyJ: There high above the flame was a stone...............ALTER ThePinkLadyJ: (dramatic music) Dark Sephiroth29: is there any flying monkeys in this? Skitz2Xtreme: dun dun DUN! Skitz2Xtreme: no diggy! that's wizard of oz! ThePinkLadyJ: you gonna see a flying monkey ifyou dont SHUT UP ThePinkLadyJ: j/k ThePinkLadyJ: LOL Dark Sephiroth29: ROTFLMAO ThePinkLadyJ: is kat still here? Skitz2Xtreme: LOL Skitz2Xtreme: kat dead Skitz2Xtreme: i kill her Skitz2Xtreme: :-) JK ThePinkLadyJ: I think my story is to scary for her Skitz2Xtreme: hehee Skitz2Xtreme: it is scary! Skitz2Xtreme: i gonna have nightmares! Skitz2Xtreme: continue! ThePinkLadyJ: So then the jaberwalkies carried me, eggroll and minoion to the alter ThePinkLadyJ: Then came.................THE KING OF THE JABERWALKIES Kat6588: AHHHHH!!!!!!!! Dark Sephiroth29: his name had BETTER bee Zerg ThePinkLadyJ: his fur was snow white with hints of gold Dark Sephiroth29: be~ ThePinkLadyJ: His name was..........Xerg Dark Sephiroth29: DAMNIT! Dark Sephiroth29: lol ThePinkLadyJ: LOL Dark Sephiroth29: i was so close! Skitz2Xtreme: zerg! Skitz2Xtreme: wif a z!!! Kat6588: lol Skitz2Xtreme: he'd be SOOOO cool/scary! ThePinkLadyJ: LOL ThePinkLadyJ: X is scarrie espeically XXX Skitz2Xtreme: xerg isn't even easily pronouncable!!!! ThePinkLadyJ: if ya catch my drift boingongongongong Skitz2Xtreme: Yesh...pinky XXX is *DEFINATELY* scary ThePinkLadyJ: LOL Kat6588: lol Dark Sephiroth29: i don get it ThePinkLadyJ: ok anyway back to the story ThePinkLadyJ: LOL@diggy Dark Sephiroth29: lol i don what its mean! ThePinkLadyJ: XXX is pron dear Dark Sephiroth29: OHHHH Kat6588: do you ever ThePinkLadyJ: porn* ThePinkLadyJ: LOL not usually ThePinkLadyJ: Xerg placed minion on the alter first to remove her brain Kat6588: lol Kat6588: ew ThePinkLadyJ: Jaberwalkies have not a mouth but a long toube to SUCK out a person's brain threw there ears Kat6588: ew ThePinkLadyJ: So he SUCKED out min's brain and placed it in a glass jar next to mine Kat6588: ew Kat6588: ew Skitz2Xtreme: ewwwwie ThePinkLadyJ: Then he SUCKED out eggroll's brain and placed it in a jar next to ours Dark Sephiroth29: what about my brain? Dark Sephiroth29: can i have it back already? ThePinkLadyJ: your brain got flushed down the toilet Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: LOL Dark Sephiroth29: again!? Skitz2Xtreme: LOL ThePinkLadyJ: a loooooooooooong time ago Skitz2Xtreme: aww! Skitz2Xtreme: what bout mine?? Dark Sephiroth29: ah poo! ThePinkLadyJ: your's just really needs to be washed Kat6588: mine is fine Kat6588: ^__^ ThePinkLadyJ: except that its on vacation Kat6588: hey ThePinkLadyJ: lol Kat6588: : P Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ Skitz2Xtreme: awww Skitz2Xtreme: it in Z land! ThePinkLadyJ: then the jaberwalkie king brought out a small treaster chest the size of a jew box ThePinkLadyJ: treaser* ThePinkLadyJ: Inside were............... Kat6588: pennies Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: 3 JABERWALKIE EGGS READY TO BE IMPLANTED Kat6588: ew ThePinkLadyJ: (dramatic music) Kat6588: i like pennies Skitz2Xtreme: AHHH!!!! Skitz2Xtreme: *hides behind kat* ThePinkLadyJ: where diggy Dark Sephiroth29: *goes through the sewers looking for her brain* here brain! ThePinkLadyJ: oh never mind Dark Sephiroth29: come here pretty brain! Dark Sephiroth29: here boy! Kat6588: lol Kat6588: you'll never find it Dark Sephiroth29: Lol! Dark Sephiroth29: NEVER SAY NEVER! Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ Skitz2Xtreme: Put it on a leash, like i do! ThePinkLadyJ: The king's high preast sucked up the brain then stuck his tube mouth into my brain and IMPLANTED THE ThePinkLadyJ: 1ST EGG Kat6588: -gets a post card from her brain- he's in hawai ThePinkLadyJ: sucked up the egg* ThePinkLadyJ: hawaii* Skitz2Xtreme: O_O Dark Sephiroth29: *finds something small and brown on the ground* BRAINY! Dark Sephiroth29: ....oh nvm thats rat shit Kat6588: -reads letter aloud- I'm never coming back you dumb ho Kat6588: aww ThePinkLadyJ: My face became a blank wall :-X Kat6588: i miss my brain Skitz2Xtreme: LOL diggy! Skitz2Xtreme: LOL KAT! ThePinkLadyJ: then the preast did the same to minion and eggroll's brains and there faces became blank :-X Kat6588: ooo Skitz2Xtreme: Oooooh Skitz2Xtreme: Scary! ThePinkLadyJ: now there was just one thing left to compleet the ritual................KILL THE HUMANS Skitz2Xtreme: AHHHHHH Skitz2Xtreme: kill pinky first! Kat6588: ahh ThePinkLadyJ: (dramatic music) Skitz2Xtreme: she's the most deserving of death! Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ Kat6588: lol Skitz2Xtreme: i mean...erm Skitz2Xtreme: hi!! Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: lol ThePinkLadyJ: The brains must be planted back into human bodies for the eggs to hatch but not our bodies............ ThePinkLadyJ: THE BODIES OF KAT, DIGGY, AND SKTIZO Skitz2Xtreme: AHHHHHHH!!!!! Kat6588: ahhh Skitz2Xtreme: AHH!!!! Skitz2Xtreme: AHHHH!! Dark Sephiroth29: O.O Dark Sephiroth29: WHA!!! Kat6588: -runs away- Skitz2Xtreme: **runs around screaming** Dark Sephiroth29: HEY! I HAAAVE NO BRAIN AS IT IS! Skitz2Xtreme: **hides wif diggy** Dark Sephiroth29: WHAT MORE DO U WANT! Dark Sephiroth29: lol ThePinkLadyJ: for the hatching of the egg's will cause ther head to explaod and 3 Queen jaberwakies will hatch and Dark Sephiroth29: *hides skitzo* Kat6588: mine is in hawaii ThePinkLadyJ: fly away to star new jaberwalkie colonies Skitz2Xtreme: so we gonna explode? ThePinkLadyJ: start* Skitz2Xtreme: or YOU guys gonna explode? ThePinkLadyJ: pritty much Skitz2Xtreme: :-( Skitz2Xtreme: i dun wanna! Kat6588: wah Skitz2Xtreme: this story bad Skitz2Xtreme: real bad Kat6588: i don't wanna ThePinkLadyJ: They placed Min on the alter and ...................KILLED HER WITH A SALMON Skitz2Xtreme: THAT WAS MY DINNER! ThePinkLadyJ: (dramatic music) Kat6588: lol Skitz2Xtreme: damn them jaberthingys! Skitz2Xtreme: eww, i actually hate fish Dark Sephiroth29: me too! ThePinkLadyJ: Then they placed Eggroll on the alter and ..............KILLED HER WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ diggy Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: lol Skitz2Xtreme: THAT WAS MY NEWSPAPER! ThePinkLadyJ: They tossed there limp little bodies into the fire Kat6588: i like tuna fish Skitz2Xtreme: i didnt' read it yet! Skitz2Xtreme: :-( ThePinkLadyJ: then............it was my turn Skitz2Xtreme: oooh, cremation Skitz2Xtreme: smells bad Skitz2Xtreme: yuky Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: The jaberwalkie king was going to beat me to death with britney spears new CD Kat6588: oh man yo many chain letters Kat6588: to* Skitz2Xtreme: POOR PINKY! ThePinkLadyJ: but the fear of the CD was more then the fear of the Jaberwalkies Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I screamed Skitz2Xtreme: run pinky! Skitz2Xtreme: RUUUUUN ThePinkLadyJ: Then I did something.............something very...very...bad Kat6588: -runs but then trips- ow Dark Sephiroth29: BRITTANY!? Dark Sephiroth29: OMG! Dark Sephiroth29: poor thing! ThePinkLadyJ: I KICKED THAT F###ING JABERWALKIE IN HIS FUZZY NUTS Kat6588: lol Skitz2Xtreme: LOL! Kat6588: yay ThePinkLadyJ: LOL ThePinkLadyJ: Then I ran ThePinkLadyJ: I ran like Forest Gump Skitz2Xtreme: Run Pinky, RUUUUN Kat6588: run ThePinkLadyJ: But the hundrids of Jaberwalkies were chasing me Dark Sephiroth29: do i get my brain back in this? ThePinkLadyJ: and the younger ones that still had there wings were trying to $hit on my head Kat6588: no Kat6588: j/k ThePinkLadyJ: but they did not cath me Skitz2Xtreme: like seagulls! Skitz2Xtreme: i hate that! ThePinkLadyJ: for i ran like the gingerbread man Kat6588: that onve happened to this bitch at my school Kat6588: damn i can't type Dark Sephiroth29: LOl Kat6588: maybe it's cuz i only type with one hand Kat6588: ah to bad ThePinkLadyJ: I ran into the city ThePinkLadyJ: scream at the cars that passed by ThePinkLadyJ: "THERE HERE THERE HERE AND THEY SNATCH YOU TO" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Skitz2Xtreme: am i lagging? Dark Sephiroth29: i think a car just ran over my brain... ThePinkLadyJ: I had to run to warn diggy, kat, and skitzo Dark Sephiroth29: *pokes it with a butterknife* ThePinkLadyJ: I had to find them before the Jaberwalkies did before there evil plan could be compleeted Skitz2Xtreme: AH, i can see it again Kat6588: lol Skitz2Xtreme: warn me! warn me! Dark Sephiroth29: warn me too! Kat6588: i don't care Skitz2Xtreme: i warn kat :-) Dark Sephiroth29: if they take something else im not going to be LEFT with much!!! ThePinkLadyJ: and most importatnly I had to keep them from implanting my brain into diggy's head Kat6588: ^__^ ThePinkLadyJ: min's brain into skitoz's head and eggroll's into kat Skitz2Xtreme: who's brain do i get? Skitz2Xtreme: do i have full use of my eyes? Kat6588: eggrolls Dark Sephiroth29: i finally get a brain and it isn't mine. go figure Kat6588: no ThePinkLadyJ: I ran and ran ThePinkLadyJ: and ran some more Kat6588: then you tripped Kat6588: & we laughed ThePinkLadyJ: see Pink ...see pink run.....RUN PINK RUN YOU MOTHER F###ER RUN Skitz2Xtreme: LOL Dark Sephiroth29: o.o ThePinkLadyJ: LOL Kat6588: lol Dark Sephiroth29: *hands pink her medication* Skitz2Xtreme: RUN SPOT RUN! Dark Sephiroth29: ^_^ Skitz2Xtreme: meds time! ThePinkLadyJ: Finaly I came to Skitzo's house Skitz2Xtreme: oooer Skitz2Xtreme: my house! ThePinkLadyJ: I knocked on the door in a panic Skitz2Xtreme: i answer! ThePinkLadyJ: LET ME IN YOU dICK LICKER OR YOU'LL DIE Kat6588: lol Skitz2Xtreme: i lick no such thing! ThePinkLadyJ: I dont know why she didnt answer the door ThePinkLadyJ: then I ran to the backyard Dark Sephiroth29: oh god i can see the result of this. i'm going to be the kenny in south park. everyone lives but me! ThePinkLadyJ: and pounded on her window Kat6588: maybe she was in the bathroom Skitz2Xtreme: maybe i was praying to z? ThePinkLadyJ: only to find her sitting on the bed with a vibrator Kat6588: lol Skitz2Xtreme: HEY!!! Dark Sephiroth29: maybe she was watching baseball Skitz2Xtreme: was it a z vibrator? :P Skitz2Xtreme: i watch hockey baby! Skitz2Xtreme: HOCKEY Kat6588: bad skitz ThePinkLadyJ: "DAMNIT WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT YOUR GOING TO DIE" I said Kat6588: lol Dark Sephiroth29: whats a vibrator? Dark Sephiroth29: i'm confused? Kat6588: oh lord Skitz2Xtreme: it's a thing that pleasures you Kat6588: even i know that ThePinkLadyJ: its a mechangiacl penis diggy Dark Sephiroth29: O.o Kat6588: lol Dark Sephiroth29: EWWWW Dark Sephiroth29: EW EW EW! Skitz2Xtreme: it vibrates ThePinkLadyJ: mechanical* Dark Sephiroth29: A DILDO! ThePinkLadyJ: yep Skitz2Xtreme: a vibrating dildo Kat6588: no that's different Dark Sephiroth29: why does it vibrate? ThePinkLadyJ: dildo's are more work Skitz2Xtreme: to make it feel better! ThePinkLadyJ: not that I would know anything about that Skitz2Xtreme: me neither Kat6588: lol Skitz2Xtreme: i just know OF them ThePinkLadyJ: lol Kat6588: me either ThePinkLadyJ: yeah yeah me too <_< >_> Dark Sephiroth29: O. Skitz2Xtreme: LOL! Dark Sephiroth29: o ThePinkLadyJ: 0_o TO MUCH INFO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh Dark Sephiroth29: i didn't just say that out loud Skitz2Xtreme: hahaaaa Kat6588: lol Skitz2Xtreme: oh diggy, u sould like me at 14 Dark Sephiroth29: LOl Skitz2Xtreme: hehee Dark Sephiroth29: how old are u now? Kat6588: i'm 13 Kat6588: ^__^ Skitz2Xtreme: but i still can't wear tampons ThePinkLadyJ: dont worrie diggy seph will find it for you Skitz2Xtreme: LOL PINKY! Kat6588: lol Dark Sephiroth29: oh thats nice of him^_^ Dark Sephiroth29: o.o Skitz2Xtreme: i'm turning 17 next week! Dark Sephiroth29: HEY! ThePinkLadyJ: LOL Dark Sephiroth29: O.o.... next... week? Kat6588: happy early birthday Skitz2Xtreme: yesh next week ThePinkLadyJ: I'm turing 18 in november Dark Sephiroth29: whens yer birthday?! Skitz2Xtreme: guess my bday! ThePinkLadyJ: now back to the story Skitz2Xtreme: wait, guess! Skitz2Xtreme: everyone now Dark Sephiroth29: august...26? Skitz2Xtreme: nope Skitz2Xtreme: that not next week! ThePinkLadyJ: 27th Kat6588: dunno Skitz2Xtreme: wiat!! Skitz2Xtreme: i wrong! Skitz2Xtreme: THIS week! ThePinkLadyJ: 23? Skitz2Xtreme: YESH :-) ThePinkLadyJ: spank me Dark Sephiroth29: i turn 17 this august 26! ThePinkLadyJ: j/k Kat6588: mine is june 6th ThePinkLadyJ: so dose min diggy Skitz2Xtreme: REALLY? Skitz2Xtreme: HEHEE Dark Sephiroth29: YEAH! Kat6588: oops 5 Dark Sephiroth29: ^_^! Skitz2Xtreme: me 23 ^_^ Skitz2Xtreme: 23rd ThePinkLadyJ: nov 21'st I love being a scorpio Skitz2Xtreme: get me a present everyone! Dark Sephiroth29: 26TH! Skitz2Xtreme: i'm a leo/virgo! Dark Sephiroth29: virgo! Kat6588: <---gemini Skitz2Xtreme: i'm on the cusp :-) Dark Sephiroth29: virgo the virgin! Skitz2Xtreme: LOL Skitz2Xtreme: sure you are diggy :P JK ThePinkLadyJ: a room full of virgins how scary..........well except diggy of course ThePinkLadyJ: j/k Dark Sephiroth29: LOL Skitz2Xtreme: OK, continue! Kat6588: pink the story Dark Sephiroth29: pink is quite convinced o.O Dark Sephiroth29: i AM a virgin thankyou lol Skitz2Xtreme: only seph holds the truth ThePinkLadyJ: I grabbed skitzo's hand and draged her out of her house (after making her wash it of course) Skitz2Xtreme: o_o Skitz2Xtreme: JK! Dark Sephiroth29: LOLOLOLOL Skitz2Xtreme: ewww, dirty Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: LOLOLOL ThePinkLadyJ: aw damnit brb Kat6588: ok Skitz2Xtreme: why must i be the dirty one? Kat6588: -waves- Kat6588: dunno Dark Sephiroth29: i think i know what she has in store for me Dark Sephiroth29: >.< for some reason i think sephs going to be involved Kat6588: lol Skitz2Xtreme: LOL Dark Sephiroth29: even though WE'RE THE MOST INNOCENT COUPLE IN THIS WORLD AND I WOULD NEVER GO DOWN HIS PANTS UNLESS Dark Sephiroth29: I WAS MARRIED Dark Sephiroth29: to HIM Skitz2Xtreme: LOL Skitz2Xtreme: add the "to him" part! Dark Sephiroth29: LOL Skitz2Xtreme: diggy needs sephy to teach her everything Skitz2Xtreme: right diggy? ^_^ Dark Sephiroth29: yesh^_^ Kat6588: has no one so very innocent Skitz2Xtreme: how would sephy know?? Unleeeeeesss Dark Sephiroth29: pinks innocent Skitz2Xtreme: he alrady has practice! Skitz2Xtreme: o_o Dark Sephiroth29: actaully, from tv lol Kat6588: with pink Skitz2Xtreme: tv?! Skitz2Xtreme: porn?! Skitz2Xtreme: AHHHH Kat6588: MWA HA HA HA Dark Sephiroth29: mike told me that he has never really been with another girl Dark Sephiroth29: LOLOLOL Kat6588: lol Dark Sephiroth29: i wouldn't KNOW about that /thankgod/ Skitz2Xtreme: LOL Skitz2Xtreme: sephy's midnight sessions Kat6588: seph & pink Skitz2Xtreme: wif the tv Skitz2Xtreme: and his hand Skitz2Xtreme: -_- Kat6588: ew Skitz2Xtreme: Ewwww Dark Sephiroth29: o.o my sephie *clings to sephie* and his hands are SOOO hot Dark Sephiroth29: ok Skitz2Xtreme: LOL Dark Sephiroth29: i'm obsessed with hands Dark Sephiroth29: really i am lol Dark Sephiroth29: just ask him Dark Sephiroth29: its the first thing i examined on him after his face when we met Skitz2Xtreme: he'll make u obsessed wif his fingers, if u know what i mean ;-) Kat6588: i'm left handed Skitz2Xtreme: i'm a rightie Dark Sephiroth29: LMAO Dark Sephiroth29: I already am though and i looove his hair Kat6588: i like my left hand Dark Sephiroth29: i'm making him grow it out Skitz2Xtreme: back hair? Kat6588: lol Skitz2Xtreme: tha's sick! Skitz2Xtreme: lol Dark Sephiroth29: uh uh i looove long hair! Dark Sephiroth29: hes dying it silver Kat6588: i have long hair Skitz2Xtreme: kewl! Skitz2Xtreme: i have long hair t Skitz2Xtreme: too Dark Sephiroth29: er long hair on guys i mean kat lol Skitz2Xtreme: it curly crazy Skitz2Xtreme: aww, so u dun love MY long hair? Kat6588: hey Dark Sephiroth29: his hair is pretty though^_^ Dark Sephiroth29: O.o Dark Sephiroth29: er i love LOVE skitzs' though Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ Dark Sephiroth29: lol^_^ Kat6588: grr Dark Sephiroth29: er! Dark Sephiroth29: and kats1 Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ Kat6588: ^__^ Skitz2Xtreme: guyz i gotta sleep soon Dark Sephiroth29: AND PINKS where ever she is lol Skitz2Xtreme: mama will get pissed ThePinkLadyJ: THE BITCH IS BACK Skitz2Xtreme: but i want to hear the rest of the story Dark Sephiroth29: DID I MENTION I LOVE PINKS LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR SO PLEASE DONT HURT ME ThePinkLadyJ: I'm getting to it dick head Kat6588: -smacks diggy with her bread- oh i'm so sorry ThePinkLadyJ: LOL everybody loves my hair Dark Sephiroth29: LOl Skitz2Xtreme: ok Skitz2Xtreme: i have to go Dark Sephiroth29: o.o Kat6588: bye Skitz2Xtreme: but somebody save the story! ThePinkLadyJ: bye skitzo Dark Sephiroth29: *CLINGS* Skitz2Xtreme: *clings* PLEEEASE Dark Sephiroth29: BUT WE LOVE U!!! Skitz2Xtreme: someone save the convo! Skitz2Xtreme: i have to go Skitz2Xtreme: my mama is scary ThePinkLadyJ: ok Dark Sephiroth29: ^_^ i will Skitz2Xtreme: i fear for my life ThePinkLadyJ: I'll save it Dark Sephiroth29: oh ok Dark Sephiroth29: ^_^ Skitz2Xtreme: ^_^ Kat6588: bye Dark Sephiroth29: bye skitzo we love u! Skitz2Xtreme: pinky knows all about the fear ThePinkLadyJ: ok now where was I oh yeah Kat6588: -waves- Skitz2Xtreme: DON'T FORGET TO SAVE! ThePinkLadyJ: I wont Skitz2Xtreme: I love you guyz too! Skitz2Xtreme: **hugz fer all** Kat6588: aww Skitz2Xtreme: byezzzz!!!! Dark Sephiroth29: *HUGS* ThePinkLadyJ: I draged skitoz into the back yard Dark Sephiroth29: byyye! Skitz2Xtreme has left the room. ThePinkLadyJ: we were just about to jump on my harly and make a break for it when ThePinkLadyJ: (dramatic music) Kat6588: harly cool ThePinkLadyJ: A YOUNG FLYING JABERWALKIE SPRANG FROM THE AIR Kat6588: ahh ThePinkLadyJ: It leapt onto skitzo and stuck its tube mouth in her ear and sucked out her brain Kat6588: NOO!!!!!!!!! Dark Sephiroth29: oh how beautiful ThePinkLadyJ: Then it implanted Minions brain with the egg into her head Dark Sephiroth29: ^_^ Dark Sephiroth29: did u get mine back? ThePinkLadyJ: no already Dark Sephiroth29: oh Dark Sephiroth29: lol ThePinkLadyJ: Then skitzo dropped to the ground screaming it was hatching Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: the queens hatch faster Kat6588: po skitz ThePinkLadyJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS she screamed ThePinkLadyJ: then.......... ThePinkLadyJ: KA-BOOM!!!! Kat6588: O_O ThePinkLadyJ: her head exploaded into a thousand pices Dark Sephiroth29: i like the color affects Kat6588: me too ThePinkLadyJ: and out popped a young queen jaberwalkie ThePinkLadyJ: with blue fur and pink wings she began to fly away Dark Sephiroth29: awwww Kat6588: aww ThePinkLadyJ: but I knew that if she got away only more jaberwalkies would come from her ThePinkLadyJ: I had to stop her Dark Sephiroth29: sooo cute! Kat6588: go pink ThePinkLadyJ: so I whipped out my sawed off shot gun and blasted her head off in mid air KA-BOOM!!! ThePinkLadyJ: nothing left but splater jaberwalkie Kat6588: yay ThePinkLadyJ: Then the young winged jaberwalkie who got skitzo attacheck me for they still need to kill me to compl ThePinkLadyJ: eet ThePinkLadyJ: there ritual ThePinkLadyJ: so I blased his nuts off with my shot gun Kat6588: lol Kat6588: yay ThePinkLadyJ: Then I capped his ass with a 44 and and splatered his brains all over skitzo's driveway Kat6588: aww ThePinkLadyJ: Then I hopped onto my harley and raced over to kat's house to try and warn her of the danger ThePinkLadyJ: is diggy still here? Kat6588: i don't have a house Kat6588: apartment Kat6588: ^__^ ThePinkLadyJ: LOL you do in this story now shut up and sit down Kat6588: <---NYC bitch Kat6588: ok ThePinkLadyJ: lol Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: damnit now I have to walk the dog brb Dark Sephiroth29 has left the room. Kat6588: ok Kat6588: O_O so along Kat6588: alone* ThePinkLadyJ: LOL I think diggy got booted ThePinkLadyJ: she'll be back Kat6588: ok ThePinkLadyJ: So I rode my harley to your house ThePinkLadyJ: and pounded on the door screaming "WERE ALL GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Kat6588: ahhh ThePinkLadyJ: ::I kicked down the door with my steel toed booted and stomped in clutching my shawed off shot gun:: ThePinkLadyJ: unfortunatly you were asleep in your bed at the time and that sight of me with the gun scared you ThePinkLadyJ: so badly you pissed the bed Kat6588: aww man ThePinkLadyJ: lol Kat6588: hey it could have been worse ThePinkLadyJ: But I grabbed you up web jammies and all and dragged you out side to my harly so we could escape ThePinkLadyJ: you shit the bed too ThePinkLadyJ: j/k ThePinkLadyJ: wet* Kat6588: hey ThePinkLadyJ: lol ThePinkLadyJ: I threw you on the back of the harley (after putting down some paper napkins) and started heading for ThePinkLadyJ: diggys house Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: lol ThePinkLadyJ: We were forced to stop at a deserted red light when out of the darkness Kat6588: O_O ThePinkLadyJ: a jaberwalkie pooped up out of the sew ThePinkLadyJ: poped up*** Kat6588: ahhh ThePinkLadyJ: ROFLMAO aw damn thats a good typo Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: I leapt off my harley and whipped out my sawed off shot gun and said "EAT LEAD FUZZ BALLS" ThePinkLadyJ: then I blew is polkadotted ass away Kat6588: yay ThePinkLadyJ: but there was another sewer entrnace under the bike Kat6588: oh no ThePinkLadyJ: while I was dealing with that one anothe poped up grabbed you by the ankled and dragged you into the ThePinkLadyJ: sewers Kat6588: ahhhh ThePinkLadyJ: I raced to the sewer but I got there to late for all I heard was YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ThePinkLadyJ: when I arrived you head was in a million pices Kat6588: damn ThePinkLadyJ: and a little purple and orange baby queen jabewalkie was trying to fly away Kat6588: kill it ThePinkLadyJ: so I poped that bitch upside the cranium with a dead rat and then blew her ass away with my shot gun Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: lol ThePinkLadyJ: The jaberwalkie that had killed you was long gone I had to try to save diggy this time Kat6588: oh well ThePinkLadyJ: So I hopped back on my bike and road to diggy house ThePinkLadyJ: unfortunatly her and sep here gettin it on at the time Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: I told seph to get the hell out and gave him cab fair then I locked all the windows and doors ThePinkLadyJ: I wasnt going to take her out into the open like I did before cuase that was my mistake Kat6588: yah ThePinkLadyJ: we would have to hold them off here ThePinkLadyJ: I whipped out a whole bunch of gernaid and ammo and we sat...alone in the dark ........and waited for ThePinkLadyJ: the jaberwalkies to come Kat6588: oooo Kat6588: cool ThePinkLadyJ: Suddenly we heard the trash can get knocked over outside ThePinkLadyJ: I ran to the windo to see what was going on Kat6588: what was it ThePinkLadyJ: when I opened the curtain what ugly thing should be staring back at me but..........A JABERWALKIE Kat6588: ahhhhhh ThePinkLadyJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh we screamed as we ran to the kitchen ThePinkLadyJ: we knew better then to go upstaris like in cheep sci-fi movies Kat6588: lol Kat6588: yah ThePinkLadyJ: Then we heard a cash as the windo broke Kat6588: oh no ThePinkLadyJ: the door's were being torn down ThePinkLadyJ: this was our final stand ThePinkLadyJ: I pulled the pin out of the gernaid with my teeth and threw it over the counter ThePinkLadyJ: KA-BOOM!!!! Kat6588: yay ThePinkLadyJ: Jaberwalkie bits and pices went left and right ThePinkLadyJ: but they still kept comming Kat6588: ew ThePinkLadyJ: then I saw him the King of the Jaberwaklies Kat6588: ahhh ThePinkLadyJ: he had my brain and was ready to implant it into diggys head with the egg Kat6588: nooo ThePinkLadyJ: I had to act fast I was all out of gernaid and ammo Kat6588: ahh ThePinkLadyJ: so I whipped out my trusty...................... ThePinkLadyJ: TESTICLE Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: I threw the testcile at his head and knocked the beyach out then I grabbed up my brain and pulled out ThePinkLadyJ: the egg Kat6588: yay ThePinkLadyJ: I smashed it under my foot POP Kat6588: yay ThePinkLadyJ: But that crazy mofo jaberwalkie king was getting up again Kat6588: oh no ThePinkLadyJ: I stuffed my brain back in threw my ear and look around me despretly for a wepon as more and more came Kat6588: use diggy Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: There I saw under the kitchen sink the answer to our prayers ThePinkLadyJ: MY FUZZY PINK BUNNIE SLIPPERS Kat6588: lol Kat6588: yay Kat6588: what were they doing at diggy/s ThePinkLadyJ: apparently diggy had got into my safty depost abox and jacked my slippers and was hiding ThePinkLadyJ: them in her house Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: diggy is always trying to steal my slippers ask her your self ThePinkLadyJ: LOL Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: I threw diggy's waisted ass out the kitchen windo and jumped up on the counter before the droves of ThePinkLadyJ: jaberwalkies Kat6588: oo ThePinkLadyJ: EAT PINK YOU BUNGHOLES I shouted as I threw my slippers at the Jaberwalkies and watched them expload ThePinkLadyJ: like a nukular bomb ThePinkLadyJ: KA-BOOM!!!! Kat6588: yay ThePinkLadyJ: The blash knocked me out the window as jaberwalkie bits and pices flew everwhere Kat6588: ew ThePinkLadyJ: Unfortunatly the explosion released diggys brain from the sewer and if hit her in the head like a ThePinkLadyJ: meteror killing her and IT on impact Kat6588: aww..to bad ThePinkLadyJ: I look around me as the sun began to rise to see a crator where diggy's house used to be Kat6588: lol ThePinkLadyJ: then I noticed there was a scratch on my bike got pissed and went to the dary queen for a double ThePinkLadyJ: fuge ThePinkLadyJ: THE END!!! Kat6588: yay Kat6588: -claps- ThePinkLadyJ: lol ThePinkLadyJ: ::takes a bow:: Kat6588: good story