The Tale of "Little Green Yo-Yo Head", Formally Known as the Tale of "Little Red Riding Hood"


Guide:
Enzo = Little Green Yo-Yo Head
Mouse = Mrs. M Mouse
Dot = Little Green Yo-Yo Head's sister
Frisket = the Dog
Bob = the Ex-Supercomputer Guardian


Once upon a time there was a little boy who lived with his sister in the system of Mainframe. He was a happy little boy who always played with his yo-yo. He played with it so much that eventually all the neighbours and friends came to know him as Little Green Yo-Yo Head.

One day Little Green Yo-Yo Head was told by his sister who ran a local diner that there was an order for Mrs. M Mouse that needed to be delivered urgently. Since Little Green Yo-Yo Head was always glad to get out of his usual task of scrubbing the diner's toilets, he set out as quickly as possible on his delivery.

Little Green Yo-Yo Head was well on his way towards Mrs. M Mouse's house when a large, red dog crossed his path.

"Where are you going Little Green Yo-Yo Head?" Asked the dog, sniffing at the parcel in the boy's hands.

"I'm going to Mrs. M Mouse's house to deliver this .. whatever it is. I mustn't waste any time."

"Aren't you a good little boy," said the dog, licking Little Green Yo-Yo Head's hand. "And tasty too," he thought to himself.

They parted then, the boy on his way by the usual route, the dog running by a nearby short-cut. He was determined to get some grub one way or the other.

Of course, the dog got to Mrs. M Mouse's house first. He gingerly knocked at the door and waited. When the unsuspecting Mrs. M Mouse came to open it, without a warning, the dog opened his large mouth full of pointy teeth and swallowed the poor lady whole. Only her orange wig was left behind.

Quickly, the dog put on Mrs. M Mouse's wig and climbed into her bed. He pulled the sheet under his doggie chin and waited for a knock at the door.

"Who's there?" called the dog in a feeble voice.

"Delivery! Its Little Green Yo-Yo Head!"

"Come in child.. I mean, come in sugah,"

"Ok. Here's the package." Little Green Yo-Yo Head put the parcel down beside Mrs. M Mouse's bed and waited for the tip. He suddenly noticed some subtle changes in the nice, pink lady. She wasn't as pink now as she appeared to be the last time he has met her.. Has she been ill perhaps?

"Mrs. M, what big eyes you have." he noted.

"The better to see you with, my dear."

"Mrs. M, what big ears you have."

"The better to hear you with, my dear."

"Mrs. M, what a long mustache you have, for a lady, that is."

"Uh.. The better to.. I can have a mustache if I want to!"

"Ok.. Mrs. M, what huge teeth you have."

"The better to EAT you with, my dear!" With those words the dog leapt up out of his disguise and onto Little Green Yo-Yo Head, devouring him at once.

Satisfied, the now-bloated dog stumbled out of the house and was on his merry way towards his own dwelling. He would never reach it, however. Luckily for Mrs. M Mouse and Little Green Yo-Yo Head, a lone Ex-Supercomputer Guardian was nearby. He quickly figured out what had happened, being a genius, that is. His key tool may have had something to do with it, though.

"Glitch Love-Me Chain, encircle!" The Ex-Supercomputer Guardian quickly pointed his activated weapon at the dog, slicing his tummy in half. A wet Mrs. M Mouse and Little Green Yo-Yo Head flopped out of it, confused and partly-digested. They tried to hug the Ex-Supercomputer Guardian in thanks, but he resisted and ran away when he saw the two sprites covered in drool and stomach-acids advance towards him.

Little Green Yo-Yo Head, being a good little boy who didn't like to hurt anyone, felt sorry for the dog and tied the two halves of his split tummy together with his yo-yo string. Mrs. M Mouse then got out her defragment command and made the dog whole again. "Now you go and think about what you've done!" She pointed at the forest. The dog slunk away, feeling very sorry for himself, leaving Little Green Yo-Yo Head and Mrs. M Mouse to receive packages and give out tips.


THE END