ReBoot Moon! Sailor Moon Game Meets ReBoot ________________________________________________________________________ Author's note: Ok, ok, OK! I admit it! I'm going out on the limb on this one! I'm sorry! I mean no offence to all the Sailor Moon fans who are going to send me Hate mail, and death threats. But hey, what the web? Send all questions, comments and death threats here at agentx@gnat.net . Ok, I'm a Sailor Moon hater, I admit it! I think it is pointless, cheesy, and poorly animated. I mean, they use TEARDROPS to express emotion! They're Happy, A teardrop! Sad, a teardrop! Mad, a teardrop, nervous, a teardrop! They're confused, a teardrop, they're sleepy, a friggin' teardrop, They are hungry, they have a teardrop! They're thirsty; there's a teardrop! They're frustrated, A TEARDROP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (All American Patriotic Patriot Girl attempts to strangle herself.) Ok, I'm done. Well, anyway, do read on if you can stomach it and send me the comments (AKA death threats and Hate mail.) Please, no 3rd degree burns when you flame me. Try and keep it down to 1st degree ones, please. Thanks. Enjoy! (Although I can't guarantee your mental health won't be affected by it.) Thank you kindly, All American Patriotic Patriot Girl. ________________________________________________________________________ Author's note: Reader: OH NO! ANOTHER SPOILER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Runs away, screaming into the night.) Reader: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH All American Patriotic Patriot girl: That right! I have cursed you all with another spoiler! You will suffer; all of you must suffer! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (All American Patriotic Patriot Girl Laughs evilly.) All American Patriotic Patriot Girl: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! (All American Patriotic Patriot girl decides to shut up.) Readers every where: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ok, I just thought I'd ad that in. Why I just thought I'd ad that in, I have no Earthly Idea. Well, oddly enough, this really isn't a spoiler, AKA: an author's note, It's really part of a script. You can understand it more if you read this. It's sorta like a fanfic within a fanfic. Something I decided to do just for you. Awwwwwww, now don't you just feel so special? Neither do I. Well; I'd read this next part. It's from a basis on two characters from my script, Reality Fusion. It explains a lot about it. You won't have a clue who Katie, or Alex is if you don't. The rest you'll just have to go and look at the script. It's on AndrAIa Q's page. The address is http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/8675/Reboot1.html . Now here's the scoop on Katie and Alex. (NO, THIS ISN'T GOSSIP!) Alex is just a local hotshot who recently moved to Mainframe. He does have his good qualities, though. He's brave, he's honest (for the most part.), he's admirable, and he's a decent guy. He is A hotshot, has an attitude (to some degree.), a little bit of a rebel, and is a smart-alecky. He and Katie don't get along to well, but she gradually comes to like him. Or at least tolerate him. Katie is a user, zapped here from Her world. She was on the Internet, and playing a game at the same time. Her brother put a mousetrap under her chair and it snapped on her when she moved her foot. This startled her, and her hands hit some keys. This zapped her to Mainframe. She almost got home, but Megabyte got back from the web, with two new kids. (They're not his. Just a 27-year-old and a 16-year-old {I'm saying their ages in user terms. Ooh, I'm so proud of myself.}, who fallow him around. They're sort of like Hack and Slash, Accept they're worth a D*mn. They do the job he wants them to do. Their names are Alextrin and Lisona. {Alextrin's the Boy and Lisona's the girl. Alextrin is the 27 year old, and Lisona is 16. In user terms.) How did I get on this subject? Oh well. Any way, They strap Katie into this Machine and Start to zap her back, but Megabyte Destroys it, and Katie is in it, so it zaps her. It changes her molecules, and she can't go back. But it DOES give her powers. Katie is 27, brown haired, hazel brown eyes. Has a quick wit, and uses sarcasm a lot. She's honest, brave, kind (uhh, most of the time, actually, not most of the time, more like 25% of the time. Well, uhh, KIND isn't exactly a word you would use to describe Katie all the time.), willing to help those in need, And believes in the 'To Mend and Defend'. She'll go to the extreme to get the job done. She really goes by the Jimmy Buffet song; 'It's my job.' She holds honor highly. She's strong-willed, and little short tempered. She's a decent girl. Oh and In Reality Fusion, I bring back little AndrAIa. And little Enzo is in this, too. Young AndrAIa will be shown as Y. AndrAIa. The adult one will be just AndrAIa. This takes place sometime during the Reality Fusion thing. This takes place a little Later than last updated. In this they have found away to communicate with Katie's family. That's it. Thanks for reading now here's the fanfic. 1st group of Readers: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 2nd group of Readers: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 3rd group of Reader: FINALLY! 4th group of reader: ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ 5th group of readers: Huh? (All American Patriotic Patriot Girl smacks herself in the head.) All American Patriotic Patriot Girl: If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hang myself. All readers: Ok. All American Patriotic Patriot Girl: Why me? Here's the fanfic, read it, and if you'll excuse me, I'm going to ponder the point of my meaningless existence, then discover I have none, wonder why this is, come to the conclusion I always do. I lead a sad, sorry life. Then go into a deep depression. Bye, All American Patriotic Patriot Girl ________________________________________________________________________ (Katie, Bob, Dot, AndrAIa, Matrix, Enzo, Y. AndrAIa, Mouse, Ray, and Alex are in Dot's Diner. Alex is telling them a story about a system he was once in. Everyone looks extremely disinterested. Katie looks disinterested and annoyed.) Alex droned on about a devastated system he had once gone to. Katie was the only one who was remotely listening. The rest were just drinking their energy shakes, ignoring him, completely. After a few nanos more, Katie had had enough. "Oh, come on Alex, come off it! We get the picture! You're getting boring!" She shouted at him. "Thank you!" Matrix silently muttered to himself. Suddenly an even more annoying voice came from over head. "WARNING: INCOMING GAME: WARNING INCOMING GAME.'' They headed out to the game. Once they where inside the game, they Looked at each other knowingly. One word came out as they double tapped their icons. "REBOOT!" "ACK!" Katie gasped as soon as she saw what she had rebooted into. "Oh NO! NOT SAILOR MOON!" She looked down over her Sailor Jupiter outfit. "Why me?" Katie asked. She let out a sigh. "Well at least I got Sailor Jupiter. She's one of the few who has brains on the show." Katie answered. "I can't believe your brother would play a game like this." AndrAIa commented. "It must be Anna's game. RJ hates Sailor Moon as much as I do. But so does Anna. Well, anyway, they're in deep trouble when I get out if here, I told them NOT to play anymore games." Katie answered. Dot had rebooted into Sailor Mercury, AndrAIa into Sailor Venus. Frisket stayed a dog. Mouse was Luna, Sailor Moon's cat. Katie stifled a laugh. "Not ONE word!" Mouse said. Ray was Sailor V's cat, Atrimis. Oddly enough, Bob and Matrix had gotten two Negamoon Guys who had switched sides. Enzo was the Luna Ball, and Y. AndrAIa was Rinni. Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars were game sprites. Katie sighed. "Let's get this over with so I can get out of this STUPID game!" All of a sudden, an energy bolt hit Sailor Moon. "AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" "YES!" Katie shouted. The game sprites looked at her confused. "I mean, um, *AHEM* 'HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT, NEGATRASH! Jupiter Thunder Power!" Katie Used the Jupiter thunder power to attack the Nega Moon guards. "Mars… Fire…IGNITE!" Mars shouted. "MERCURY BUBBLES…BLAST!" Dot shouted. "VENUS STAR POWER!" AndrAIa shouted. She transformed again. "Wrong Magic words?" Katie said. "How could you tell?" AndrAIa asked as she tried to figure out what the right words were. Katie dodged a bolt. "They all sound alike, don't they?" "Yeah." AndrAIa answered. Finally she shouted, "Venus Crescent Beam, SMASH!" It worked this time. Finally after duking it out endlessly, The Negamoon was beaten. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In the user world… ________________________________________________________________________"MAN! I can't believe I lost! I always win! I'm playing again, and this time, I'll be the Sailor Scouts. And I'll go up against the Nagaverse this time!" Anna entered the room to see her friend Lela load the second Sailor Moon game in. She about had a stoke. "LELA! NO! We're not supposed to play on my sister's computer! Get off that game right now!" Anna shouted. "Awwww, come on Anna, your sister's not here." Lela said. "That's what you think." Anna Muttered. "Come on Lela, get off! We're not even supposed to be on the computer!" She said. "Awwwwww, please! Just one game?" Lela Begged. "NO!" Anna said. Lela finished making her selection. She had decided to be Sailor Moon. She started playing the game. Anna knew what would happen to Katie if Lela won. "Lela, I said get off!" Anna said. "Come on, Anna, I just want to play this one game." Lela protested. "Lela, It's fine for your house, but not in mine! Play it on your own computer!" Anna said. "It's not your house, It's Katie's." Lela said. "Let me just finish the game." "Lela if you don't get off and uninstall that game, I'll get my mom to send you home." Anna said. Lela ignored her. "Fine!" Anna said. She left to find her mom. "RJ! Will you watch Lela for me? She's on a game, and won't get off. So, I'm going to have mom send her home. But I don't want to leave her alone, I don't trust her." Anna asked her older brother RJ. "Sure." RJ said. RJ suddenly turned around and looked at her, shocked. " A GAME!?!" He shouted. "Go get mom on the double!" He shouted. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In the ReBoot world… ________________________________________________________________________ Bob, Dot AndrAIa, Matrix, Enzo, Y. AndrAIa, Alex and Katie where in The Nagaverse Outfits now, fighting the Sailor Scouts. Katie had taken on Sailor Moon, and was winning, Mouse and Matrix took on Sailor Mars, AndrAIa and Ray were duking it out with Sailor Jupiter, Dot, was fighting Sailor Venus, Enzo, Y. AndrAIa and Frisket Fought with The cats and quickly won. Alex fought sailor Mercury. Bob Went head to head with Tuxedo Mask. Katie Hit Sailor Moon with a strong Blast. Sailor Moon let out one of her annoying screams. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Oh log off!" Katie said, zapping her again. The blast threw her against the wall. "That felt SO good!" Katie said. Mars hit Katie with her fire power. "AHHHH!" Katie shouted thrown against the wall. Sailor Moon used this opportunity to get up and get her Tiara Ready. "Moon, terra…" She began. "Oh, no you don't." Katie hit her with a full blast energy bolt. "Sailor Moon!" Mercury Shouted. "Mercury Bubbles… Blast!" The entire place became freezing to everyone. With the acception of the Scouts. "Do it Sailor Moon." Sailor Moon attempted to use her Tiara again. She was hit by an energy bolt. "You call this cold?" Katie smirked. Katie seemed to be ammuned to the cold. Any cold. She had spent time in Alaska when her dad was in the army. To Katie, these sub-zero temperatures where first snow. "I work best in the cold. Thanks for the change in envoirment!" She grinned. "Let's make it hot!" Mars shouted. "Me thinks not!" Katie replied hitting her with an energy bolt as well. It through her against the wall. Katie hit her with another and then another, bombarding her with them. After a few minutes she stopped. "And she's down for the count! One, two, three! The winner!" Alex shouted through chattering teeth. Sailor Mars Disappeared. "Sailor Mars!" Venus shouted. "Venus, crescent beam, SMASH." She threw a crescent beam At Katie. Katie met the beam with her energy bolt. "Smash? That's basic." She hit her with a freezing energy bolt, which froze her in place, turning her to ice. "To cold for you, Venus? Let me turn up the heat." Matrix said. He Hit Venus with a fire bolt, melting her. Mars and Venus were out if the picture. "Hey, When Mercury hit us with the cold, the sailor scouts weren't affected, maybe if we melt this ice, and hit them with cold, we won't be affected." Dot said. "Worth a try." Bob answered. Matrix made the room hot and melted the Ice. "Time to turn the tables." Katie said. Katie froze the room. Only the scouts were affected by the change in climate. "You know what they say," Katie said turning her attention to Sailor Mercury, "Ice shall die as Ice." Katie froze Mercury and then threw an energy beam at her, breaking her apart. All that were left were Sailor Moon and Jupiter. Matrix, AndrAIa, Bot, Dot, and mouse and Ray attacked Sailor Moon. Katie and Alex took on Sailor Jupiter and quickly mad short work of her. They then joined the others. "May I do the honors?" Katie asked. They nodded. Katie raised her hand, but lowered it and looked around. For the fist time she noticed they where in a space like surrounding. "You know the old proverb?" She began. "Revenge is a dish that is best served cold?" Katie looked at Sailor Moon with a smirk. And froze her from the thighs down. Sailor Moon looked back at her puzzled. It was clear she was dazed and confused. Not much difference from the way she always was in the first place. "Well, it is very cold in space." She froze Sailor Moon up to her neck. Sailor Moon looked at her. It started to sink in what Katie meant. Katie grinned evilly. She raised her hand again, and "This is for all Sailor Moon Haters and people who annoyed with the poor story lines, bad animation, Pointless plot, and everything else with this stupid show, every where! This is our revenge! TAKE THAT!" Kate froze her completely, and then broke her apart with an energy beam. "YESSSS!" Katie shouted. "THANK YOU LORD! The long years I've wished I could do that!" The Sailor Scouts were easy to beat. GAME OVER ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ User world ________________________________________________________________________ "NO! I lost again." Lela shouted. RJ came running though the door. "GET OFF KATIE'S COMPUTER NOW!" He shouted. He charged to the keyboard and quickly exited the game, then uninstalled it. Anna and their mom came charging in. "Lela, I think it's time for you to go home…" Their mother said. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back in Mainframe…. ________________________________________________________________________ "Phong, I need to communicate with my family." Katie said. Phong put a line through to them. "RJ! ANNA! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY ANYMORE GAMES! NOW DON'T EVER PLAY ANOTHER GAME ON MY COMPUTER AGAIN! ESPECIALLY SAILOR MOON! NOW I WANT THAT GAME, AND ANY OTHERS YOU MIGHT HAVE INSTALLED OFF NOW! IS THAT CLEAR?" She shouted at her siblings. "Sorry about the game, Katie. Lela was here, and by the time I caught her on the computer she had already installed it and was playing it. She refused to get off. We did get her off eventually.'' Anna said. "Good, now, she is not allowed in my house again. Got it? And no more games!" Katie said. "Although it was pretty fun to blow up Sailor Moon." ……………………………………………………………………………………………… Reader: That's it? All American Patriotic Patriot Girl: Yup, that's it. Reader: Lame! Katie: OH LOG OFF! Jupiter Thunder POWER! (All American Patriotic Patriot Girl zaps the reader.) Reader: THAT was uncalled for. I felt that was an over reaction. All American Patriotic Patriot Girl: Maybe so. But I really don't care. Reader: That was cold! All American Patriotic Patriot Girl: Revenge is a dish that is best served cold. (Reader looks at All American Patriotic Patriot Girl.) All American Patriotic Patriot Girl: Beam me up, Scottie. (All American Patriotic Patriot Girl is beamed up.) (Reader is astonished.) Reader: How in the…!?! Never mind, I don't want to know. Apologies to: Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon fans, Star Trek (I'm a Trekkie, Really.) Star Trek, VI, the undiscovered country, Star Trek fans, The makers of Star Trek, the Actors, of Star Trek, Paramount, and the GREAT actors who act in Star Trek as well is it's founder, and the reader who read this. Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! Got it? Notta, zip, zilch, NO thing what so ever. The Katie Mandrell Character is mine, but that's about it. I'm getting nothing from this story accept the pleasure of writing it and having people read it. I own NOTHING. SO, Mainframe Ent., Don't sue me, because All you'd get would be a few CDs, some posters, action figures, some baby cockatiel chicks, and 20 bucks I've saved up to buy a pet mouse.