--When you take a long time, you're slow.
		  When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

		--When you don't do it, you're lazy.
		  When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

		--When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
		  When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

		--When doing something without being told, you're overstepping authority.
		  When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

		--When you take a stand, that's being bull-headed.
		  When your boss does it, he's being firm.
	
		--When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
		  When you boss skips a few fules, he's being original.

		--When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
		  When your boss please his boss, he's being cooperative.

		--When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
		  When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

		--When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
		  When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
 
		--When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
		  When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.