Son (S)      : Why is making love so enjoyable.
        Father (F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose 
                with your finger !! 

        S : Why do women enjoys more than man 
        F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than 
               your finger.  

        S: Why do women hate it when they get rape. 
        F: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over 
             and  dig your nose, do you like it ??  

        S: Why woman cannot have  . . . when they are having menses? 
        F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ??  

        S: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love. 
        F: Do you like to did your nose with a glove on your finger.  

        S: Why are making love carried out in private? 
        F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid! 

        S: Woa . . father you are good.