This is the part of the page where you get to peek into my sick and twisted mind! ;^) I'm just a 17-year-old born and raised in this boring middle Georgia town in which I reside. The only thing to do is to vandalize public (or private) property. Until now, you've known me only as Demon Fyre. Now here is my real name: Matt Moore. Whee, don't you feel fulfilled now that you withhold that valuable knowledge? Heh...

As for the current events in my crappy life, I finally got to quit my sorry-ass job at McDonald's!! Yahoo!! Now I work at Baskin-Robins and make above minimum wage! And my punk CD collection is constantly growing. :^) I'd prefer not to mention any thing about school, since I just failed Chem B with a 35 (My teacher was a she-male with sadomasochistic tendencies...and she couldn't teach to save her life!).

Just for lack of anything else to put on this section, look at this:

1. Political correctness (who needs individuality!?)

2. Rap.."music" (you can't spell "CRAP" without "RAP")

3. Rednecks (What kind of name is "Bubba"?!)

4. The U.S. justice system (a flat out joke!)

5. The Village People (who could LIKE 'em!?!?)

6. Anime porn (This crap gives REAL anime a bad name!)

7. Windows 95 (inconvenience-incarnate!)

8. Hello Kitty (this thing MUST really be evil!)

9. Door-to-door Jehovah's witnesses (They always come when you're in the shower!)

10. Marilyn Manson's stage clothing (vinyl underwear with a zipper?!)

11. Tail-gaters (They make me wanna slam on the brakes!:^)

12. Ellen DeGeneres (Like society isn't bad enough!)

13. Disney (Great! Screw society a little more!)

14. Outdoor sports (YAAAAAAAWN!)

15. The 70's (I can't think of anything good happening in this decade; only crap.)

16. Trendies (Who the hell needs a personality?!)

17. John Tesh (Crap put to music!)

18. Sega (Nintendo is just better.)

19. People who order a damn feast at the drive-through! (self-explanatory)

20. The news media (I know! Let's get our opinions from TV's morons!!)

21. Popular music (where "artists" last two weeks at most.)

22. Paul Shafer (Letterman's band leader...this guys is just a fruit.:^)

23. Hollywood stars (Perfect people? More like most messed-up people!)

24. Country western (This music is just plain bad.)

25. UFO cults (Humorous, but dangerous to society.)

Well, that's all I can think to write...maybe I'll add more later.

--Demon Fyre

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