This is me. It does look a lot like me, and if you saw a real picture of me, you'd probably think this one did look like me. Uh...yah.
Well, last week, something really bad happened, as Sprit may have told you. The old Ram's gas pedal got stuck when I was backing it up the driveway. Another breakthrough in American ingenuity... Not only did it bust the garage door, but it also killed my bike, which then was my main form of transportation... Well, my truck's name was "Billy Goat", but I changed it to "Baka" last week. Baka is Japanese for "idiot." This week, I felt sorry for my truck, cause its acctually been really good since then, so I named it back to Billy Goat. I changed my mind a few minuets later, and named it "Baka Goat." It did run over my bike. The bike's name was Lena, after Lena Inverse on an anime called "The Slayers." Now, Lena has passed away. Hopefully I can bring her back with a little tinkering. But it might be more money than its worth... Oh well....