A Different Brand Of Mousse part 9 A Ranma 1/2 Fanfic by Mark Ferrer Disclaimer: All rights are reserved to their respective owners. Only the original characters are mine. Don't sue me, please. (I'm not made of money you know.) Note: I honestly can't tell if I've taken some liberties with some/all of the characters. Sorry, I couldn't help it. Thoughts are in <> Normal dialogue is in "quotes" Text (panda sign/reading from written material) is in [] Chinese in {} Last chapter: Skuld goes to the Nekohanten to begin the process of curing Mousse of Urd's curse. Mousse's engagement to the Tendo girls has been dissolved by Happosai but still offers him the chance to join at any time. Urged by Ranma, who has just been taught a new way of collecting ki, the campers are on their way back to Nerima. And as Skuld was preparing to tell Mousse about the real reason she had come, Urd came in via computer screen. ************************************************************************ thought Mousse, watching Urd adjust her clothes from having to squeeze through the small laptop's screen. "Are you going to be okay? Do you feel like fainting?" asked Urd. She was already feeling the effects of being too close in proximity to Mousse. "Actually, I've been desensitized to this kind of thing. So, what's your story, the real story." asked Mousse, taking up a chair. "As I was saying before _she_ came in," Skuld said, jerking her thumb at her older sister, "do you believe in gods?" "I've come up with the belief that anything is entirely possible, so I guess I shouldn't scoff at the idea of there being gods. So, I guess my answer is yes." Mousse thought for a minute, Urd, feeling slightly tired already, sat in a chair father away from Mousse than Skuld. She then said, "Well, meet Skuld, the Goddess of the Future and I am the Goddess of the Love." she finished in a flourish that blew her hair and clothes in what could only be described as a beautiful pose. Mousse briefly wondered where the wind came from, seeing as the wind outside was rather still. "Don't believe her. She's actually the Goddess of the Past." whispered Skuld conspiratorially. "I heard that _little_ sister. So, Moussie, ya got any sake 'round here?" Urd asked, looking for any clues of her power source. A void opened up and out came two sake bottles and a small cup. Urd ignored the cup and drank from one bottle. "Back to the story." Skuld said, snapping Mousse out of his wonder as he saw Urd chugging down the bottle's contents. "A couple hundred years ago, Urd screwed up big time," a small pause to dodge a flung bottle cap, "and cursed someone with the 'spell of unrequited love'. It turns out that the way she had cast it made the spell continue onto the next lives of the soul. And surprise surprise, the current cursee is you. You understand?" "Hmm. Pretty deep. Earlier you asked about some people named 'Falcon' and 'Malcolm'. They're players in the only dream I ever have. Do you know anything about them?" Mousse asked. His eyes kept wandering to the white haired goddess who now had the red blush that came with drunkenness. "I know about that." Urd jumped in as soon as she saw Mousse look over to her. "When I was young, I fell in love with a mortal named Malcolm. That Falcon guy was an assassin who killed him. I just took revenge." Mousse nodded and looked to Skuld, "Okay. So what does this spell do?" "Well, as the name goes, the spell of unrequited love makes you fall in love with any girl who has the spirit to be able to be able to reject you forever. You are made totally loyal to her and she is made to never fall in love with you. And any other girls would be able to stand being with you but never fall in love with you. Meaning that you'll be alone for your entire life." Skuld said the last few words as she truly thought about her words. "So, because of this spell, I haven't been in control of my own destiny. And... I may still have a chance with Shampoo." he said hopefully. Skuld turned to her laptop and activated the programs she would need. "That is, if this works. You see, the only way to take this curse off you is for the spell caster to use an Ultimate Magic Circle of Warding but then Urd has had her licence restricted so that's out the door. Besides, being in close contact with you drains her power." "More sake!" shouted a by now drunk Urd. "Should I?" Mousse asked Skuld. "Yeah. It's her source of power." she said, watching Urd chug down more sake. She turned back to Mousse, "I've written a program that allows you to merely tell the life story of your previous lives up to the first person who was cursed. When we get to that last person, we could finally lift the spell. Unfortunately, we'll still need Urd around to be the one to put you into a hypnotic trance to allow your previous lives to pass on." "Payment in alcohol?" mused Mousse. Looking to her older sister, Skuld smiled and said, "Yeah, you could say that." ************************************************************************ It had taken them most of the day but they were finally back in Nerima. Ranma at the front, full of energy, urging the others on. "How about this? I got get Mousse and you guys go to the empty lot." Ranma said excitedly. Not waiting for a response, he left a dustcloud in his wake on his way to the Nekohanten. "Cologne, is this some sort of side effect to my son's new training?" asked Genma. "Yes. It seems my son-in-law is still of the energy high that comes with it. Ah well, maybe it'll help him in the coming fight." mused Cologne. "Come along Shampoo, let's check on the restaurant." "Remind me to never give Ranchan coffee anytime soon." Ukyo whispered to Akane. ************************************************************************ Ranma peered into the the windows of the now closed Nekohanten. He vaguely saw three figures still in the restaurant. Mousse's robed silhouette was rather unmistakable through the dirty window. Another figure standing at about the same height as Mousse seemed to be standing on less than stable legs. A shorter form seemed to be ignoring the staggering one and talking directly to Mousse. ************************************************************************ "So Mousse, is there anywhere around where we could find some privacy?" Skuld asked. Mousse thought for a moment before saying, "Well, this is Nerima. Privacy is rather hard to find in these parts. Maybe-" Mousse stopped and looked towards the sound that distracted him. Skuld followed his gaze and saw someone in red trying to peer into the darkened restaurant. "Hey Mousse! Open up. Let's fight now." Ranma called, his voice slightly quieter than a yell. "There's what I said about privacy." Mousse announced to the two goddesses. The door opened and Ranma let himself in. He only came in a couple steps before saying, "I've got you now Mousse. Meet me in the vacant lot in five minutes." He left as soon as he spoke his peace. "I guess curing me is going to have to wait a bit. How do you guys feel about watching a fight? Free of charge." Mousse asked. "Can I place bets?" Urd asked from out of nowhere. Mousse smiled and said, "As long as there's a fight in Nerima, you can be sure there's someone to take bets." He closed his eyes and turned off the stove and bid the flying objects to stop. "When you guys are ready to go, we'll leave." he said, heading towards the back of the restaurant. The two goddesses looked at each other and shrugged. Skuld turned away and packed her laptop into her bag. ************************************************************************ "It sure is a nice day for a walk, isn't it Ryoga?" asked Akari, enjoying the warm sun and the company; a pig the size of a large man and a man who turned into a pig. Ryoga sighed inwardly, "Yes. It sure is a nice day." he answered, somehow managing to conceal his growing depression. With that, he turned his attention back to the map in his hands. The two walked on in silence, both knowing they've had that same conversation at least a dozen times already. "I must admit, it is a nice day. Especially when you consider how much it rains in Nerima." said a new voice. Ryoga turned to the source of the voice. Mousse was walking beside them, polishing his glasses. Ryoga noticed they weren't his usual bottle-thick types. It was one of those thin wireframes. "Hello Ryoga, and Miss Unryuu." "Hey, when'd you get new glasses?" came Ryoga's obvious question. Mousse placed them on his face and said, "You've been out of the loop for a while haven't you? Well, I've found a cure for my sight and my curse. Before you say anything, it turns out every curse has a different cure so don't even bother." Ryoga's shoulders slumped at the news. "As for the glasses, I guess I got too used to wearing glasses all my life. The lenses in these things don't have any magnification at all." he said, pointing to his spectacles. "Uh-huh." Ryoga managed to get out. "So, why are you here anyway?" "I've come to take you to the fight. You guys are way off track." Mousse said, a smile coming to his lips. Ryoga crumpled up the map and threw it away. "That thing was at least 5 years old anyway. So you ready to go Akari?" "Where to?" she asked, obviously not quite knowledgeable in the strangeness of the Nerima crew. "Watch this Akari. I still can't understand how but I think it takes you to another place." Ryoga said, looking towards Mousse. With a little magician's flair, Mousse formed a swirling black void. "Just step in and you'll go straight there. Oh, and Akari, could you please hold Ryoga's hand. Don't want him getting lost, now would we?" Ryoga bristled at the jab but relaxed when Akari took his hand. One look at her, combined with the contact made him laugh uncomfortably. Akari smiled back and her giant pit rode into the void. Mousse followed them in smirking at the whole thing. ************************************************************************ It was nearing sunset by the time both fighters were ready. Mousse had been gathering everyone who would be influenced by the outcome of the fight. Near the front row were the fiancees, Ryoga, Kuno, the Tendos and hidden in the crowd somewhere, Nodoka. "Have you taken any time to decide who you care about the most?" Mousse asked quietly, hoping the crowd didn't hear. "Don't need to. I'll win." Ranma said, cracking his knuckles. "Oh well." Mousse frowned inwardly. "So, you got any new magic tricks to show me?" Ranma asked, still maintaining a non-aggressive stance. There was a slight twitching of Mousse's eyebrow. "No magic here." "Okay Mousse, your move." Ranma said, stepping into a loose stance. Mousse seemed to think about something and then smiled. Ranma kept his poker face but inside he was thinking, "Saotome. How's this for a magic trick?" shouted Mousse. Both teens were standing a good twenty feet apart. Imagine Ranma's confusion when Mousse did a single standing punch at that distance. "What the-" the rest of Ranma's words were stopped by the feeling of a fist hit him in the gut, sending him flying onto his back. "That worked pretty well." Mousse mused. Ranma's mind reeled at what just happened. There was a couple second delay between Mousse's punch before he felt something hit him. he thought. Ranma jumped up and yelled out, "Hey! That's not fair!" Mousse nodded. "Yes. It isn't. What's the good of beating you so easily. Okay, let's get back to basics." Mousse took out twin billy clubs. No sense taking any chances of cutting up someone loved by so many. Mousse smirked. thought Ranma, a smirk playing on his face. Since the first stand off, he had been subtlety collecting energy to launch at Mousse. Ranma lifted his hands to fire off the ball of ki when he felt one of the wooden sticks graze his head. The shock was almost enough to make him lost control of the ki surging within him. He rolled with the blow and saw Mousse coming to a stop, his robes just now coming to a stop. Mousse straightened up and said, "Sorry. Just seeing if it actually worked. This time for real." With that, he jumped high, aiming to land on Ranma. The pigtailed boy rolled away and immediately got into a ready stance. With Mousse still falling towards him, he cupped his hands to release the ki he had collected around him. Almost instinctively, Mousse countered with his own ki blast. The opposing energies struck each other with such force, it blew both fighters back. The shockwave knocked Mousse's clubs from his hands and sent him flying. Ranma was pushed back but managed to stay on his feet. Even the crowd felt the force of the blast, some girls had to fight to keep their skirts down and most of the guys keeping hold of their bet stubs. Mousse picked himself up and tried vainly to establish his bearings. The ground they were fighting on was rather hard and dry so a large dustcloud was the final result of the combined blasts. Even with the Mind's Eye, he could barely see ahead of him. He was just about to take out another set of blunt weapons when a red blur came from nowhere and nearly hit him with a jumpkick. Ranma landed and started throwing random punches and kicks everywhere. Some of them hit Mousse, who countered with kicks and punches of his own plus a couple blunt throwing weapons. Almost instinctively, Ranma dodged Mousse's attacks. A lucky kick grazed him in the thigh and he reacted with a flurry of punches near Amaguriken speed. Mousse thought as he vainly blocked Ranma's punches. Retreating slightly, he formed a telekinetic barrier around him and expanded it out into a wide diameter, dissipating the dustcloud and pushing Ranma towards the front of the crowd. With the dustcloud gone, he whipped out his chains to retrieve his billy clubs and stood at the ready. Ranma looked up at the faces looking down at him. He didn't have any major injuries but he was getting tired of ending up on the ground all the time.