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The Plan: Everyone who knows me knows my love
of mountaineering and adventuring. So the plan was simple
- I was going to propose to Lynne on the top of a
mountain that we climbed. Then I came up with a marvelous
deception: At the top of some peaks is a registry - a
book for climbers and peak baggers to sign when they get
to the top. Since Lynne has never seen one before, I
figured I would "manufacture" a fake book and
have the ring inside. My brother would climb with us and
just slightly ahead of us, would "plant" the
book, then make himself scarce. This I would
"find" at the top and ask her to sign it -
tradition would mandate that she stand to sign the book
(being the tallest point of the mountain) while I knelt
beside her. Then I would propose. My brother would take
pictures from afar.
I didn't
want anyone else on the peak at the same time as us, so I
chose a very difficult peak to climb - the Dolomites.
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When I got to Banff, we realized that the
region was still in the middle of its spring - with snow
everywhere. The difficult climb suddenly became
dangerous, and potentially deadly, if not approached with
proper mountaineering equipment (which we did not have
with us). After looking at all my options, a
"moderate" mountain was finally considered -
Mt. Opal in Kananaskis. In the photo above, you can see
the route that was suggested in the guide book (blue), as
opposed to the route we took up (red). The Execution:
Ok, the
mountain should have been moderate difficulty - it was
very difficult with dangerous exposure (risk of falling).
It should have been 4 to 6 hours up and down - it took us
almost 11 hours. What happened? Here's the story...
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We started up around 10.30 in the morning,
wanting to peak it by 13.00 hrs (mountain weather tends
to get worse in the afternoon). Not seeing a trail, we
climbed through dense pine forest to some rockfall and a
cliffside. Following my brother, we went up the cliff
face rather than around it. Here is where the mountain
was dangerously exposed. There were sections that
involved up to a 5.5 or 5.6 climb where falling would
certainly mean critical injuries and even death.
Remember, we went up without climbing equipment. Lynne
had never experienced the crumbling scree common in the
Canadian Rockies and often slipped, sliding a few feet -
and scaring her enough that it waned her already
diminished confidence. She was also not experienced
enough to know how to spot solid holds, or a least to
test them, so many of her holds crumbled or pulled out
under her weight. When we finally got to the ridge half
way up, Lynne was badly shaken and scraped up and told me
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In the above shots and the one on the left,
you can see us on the ridge (finally), taking lunch.
During lunch we encouraged Lynne to come with us to the
next ridge. It is here where the snowfields started and
we soon got snow in our boots, but made it easily to
bottom of the summit peak where the serious scrambling
started. We told Lynne to drop her pack (which she did)
and that we'd retrieve it later. I was pretty
stressed at this point, not knowing what I'd do if she
didn't go all the way up. Eventually I decided that I
would not propose if she did not complete the climb, and
that we'd try another (possibly easier) scramble later on
during the trip. This issue soon became moot because
Lynne dropped the pack and climbed the rest of the route
with us.
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There was still snow on the peak of the
mountain, which can be dangerous, especially as it melts.
Melting snow can suddenly shift and slide and take you
right off the mountain face. On scree slopes, snow melts
penetrates under the scree and compromises the stability
of the slope. On the right, you can see my brother and I
determining the best route up. You can see the route we
took by the arrow. The last part of the scramble was a
little difficult. We didn't have a choice but to go
quickly through the snow. The snow caused the scree to
slide under our weight, especially in an area with a lot
of snow melt (around the waterfall). From where we stood
in the photo to the summit was another hour and a
quarter. Once past the scree, the scramble became much
easier. Note that Lynne has climbing experience, and has
climbed 5.9 routes and some 10a problems. The climbing
never really got beyond 5.5. It wasn't the degree of
difficulty that had scared her, it was her inexperience
with sliding, crumbling rock. So once the loose,
crumbling stuff was behind us, she enjoyed the climb much
more.
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When we finally gained the summit, my
brother scouted ahead first. Arriving on the summit, I
saw that he wasn't ready, as he was rummaging through his
pack (probably for the book). So I took Lynne and hugged
her as a distraction, declaring triumphantly "We did
it!" Afterwards, I casually went up to the cairn
and happily "found" the registry my brother had
hidden moments earlier. I picked it up and Lynne snapped
a picture (above left). She then set up the camera on
timer and ran up to me to take a few pictures (above).
After the first shot, I started going down on one knee
(left). Then Ron ran up out of nowhere and set the timer
again, which took a second shot.
Look at
her still posing for the camera with the grin on her
face, she still has no clue!
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After that second shot, Ron took
off and snapped a few pictures from afar (hence the shot
on the homepage). However, most of those shots didn't
develop because they were double exposed. On my knee,
with pictures snapping away, I opened the book, and told
Lynne to sign it. As she moved foward, she finally saw
the ring and dropped to her knees, crying. I'm not going
to bore anyone with the private words between me and her
at this point - you can see the nature of them in the
four photos above. And besides, from this point on, she
tells me she has no memory of what I said afterwards,
only the words "Will you marry me?". So, advice
for all you sucks who memorize poems and songs - there
isn't any point. Oh, btw, she said "Yes!" Ron also had a
surprise for us on the peak - he had lugged up a bottle
of champagne in a wine picnic kit. So after we got
engaged, he broke it out and we each had a glass of
champagne. Unfortunately, we could not drink it all - we
didn't want to risk trying to downclimb and descending
after getting sauced! In the end, the event went perfect.
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Or almost perfect: descending Mt
Opal, we got lost and ended up bushwacking down the wrong
side of the mountain for 2 1/2 hours. It even started to
rain (remember what I said about mountain weather in the
afternoon?)! But Lynne was on such a high, she didn't
complain once - in fact she probably never realized we
were lost. When we got to an impassable ravine and cliff
(which plunged into a river 100 meters below), we had to
climb back up and descend the other side. In the end, the
descent took us over 5 hours! We were so exhausted that
by the time we got down, we decided we did not want to
camp so we went to the Kananaskis Lodge and got a
beautiful room (a loft!). For those of you who've been
following the news, you will recognize the Lodge as the
location of the G8 summit. We stayed one night and had
dinner, along with a bottle of wine and drinks. However,
we were so tired (look at our faces on the bottom left
photo - we could barely keep our eyes open!), we hardly
touched the food - though the wine was definitely
finished! There you have it - yeah, I know, a guy's
perspective! If you want details, you'll have to ask
Lynne. I may ask her to post her version on this site in
the future.
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