According to my extremely cool counter, you are visitor number to enter my domain since about 12:10 EST, April 6, 1997.

Ummm. Hi. I kinda haven't updated in about, oh I'd say 2 years. I know that's a long time, but I've grown and changed and then remembered this page and I thought maybe I should try to fix it up. So, I'm going to put some spackle on the holes in the walls and do what I can, starting with fixing the links on this start-up page.
The Fast Loading Page
The Original waaaaaay cooler page (though, admittedly it does take forever to load, especially if you're using netscape.)