COME AND RECEIVE YOUR BLESSING OF THE CHUU:
RECEIVE THY BLESSING!
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FOR ALL THOSE WHO SUBMITTED BLESSINGS AND HAD THEM LOST BECAUSE OF XOOM, THE *CHUU* HIMSELF BLESSES THEE!
The great CHUU says: Pi, pika-pika, pi-pikachu! Pi-ka-ka-chuu! Chuu, pi pika!
Translation: May thy tails stay ever perky, and thy cheeks ever rosy. The thought of thee, my Pikas, keeps my spirit ever cozy!
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By PSYCAT:
May the exalted Electric Rodent smile upon thee.
Mayest thou never run out of Ketchup.
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BY TYLER:
May your battles be short and your tails ever long.
May the lighting shine upon you.
May your cheeks stay rosey and your paws ever furry.
May your apples be sweet, and your catsup tangy.
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BY KELEV10(MATT):
May thou always have ketchup and be safe from harm
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BY JIRICEK:
May you never lose that special "spark"
May you never choke on the apple you desire
May you always keep a smile on your face and a "Chaa!" on your lips
May your Ketchup flow like an endless river!
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BY OPAL(FORMALLY SPAFFY22):
May your days be long and full of apples;
Your evenings filled with elctric fun;
Your meals tangy and full of Ketchup;
And your battles victorious.
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Long live the Chuu so great,
May His thunder shock fly far!
For a Pikachuu, without debate
Is the greatest pokemon by far.
So may your days be long and sunny,
And filled with apples dear,
To you Dear Pikachuu, may your days be also funny.
And ever so beautifully clear.
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BY PIKACHU45(DAN):
(as spoken to the Great Chuu)
Pikachu pika pi!(Says hello,)
Offering: 2 ketchup, 1 pack of apples!
Pikachu! (peace sign) I am your helper if you need any help great Chuu guy, I'm the right pika to help!
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piakchu pika pi, (Have courage and Wisdom,)
pikachu pikachu chu pika chaa, (and Hope and Love for apples, freinds, and KETCHUP,)
pikachu pika!(For there will always be)-- Pikachu(pikachu)
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BY TREBOR(814):
May thou not choke on apples.
May thou always have fun!
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BY VENGRO:
May your fur be shiny and your smile be ever bright!; Long live the Chu!
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BY MARTIAL ARTS MASTER(Steve):
May Team Rocket get the heck off your case!
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BY DAVID EDGE:
Thou shalt never run out of apples either.
HAIL PIKACHU AS YOUR DIETY!!!
WE LOVE YOU PIKACHU!!!
BY: Dudette Pikablu and Sweety Pi
pika pi pikachuu (cutie pika chuuu)
chu pi ka pikachuuu!!!!!!!(all of the pikachuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!)
chu pikachu piiiii (oh, little pikachu, I love all of you!!!)
PIKA CHAA!! (PIKA-POWER!!!!)
BY: David Shamban
May thy days be filled with ketchup, and sweet apples,
May thy fur be soft, may thy win all thy battles,
May Ash never let you lose another fight,
Like that one against Bellsprout, 'cause Bellsprout's trainer don't play right!
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BY: Mew20055
May you never evolve
May you never burn out
May you never travel south
May you ever drown in ketchup
Only to be resuplied with catsup
Chuu pi pika pi
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BY: Dark Officer Jenny:
Oh Mighty Chuu,
May your foes prick themselves on their own roses
And their charms ever conduct electricity
May their vanity & stupidity be their down fall
And may the serpent of the pit & the spirit of the air ever fail them.
Blessings be to the trainer & his idols of Thunder, Fire, Water & Grass.
May he get a swift kick in the pants if he ever try to leave thee, as he did the Free of Butter
Let him ever honor thee & protect thee
And should he ever turn his face from thee for a skinny, loud mouthed, red head... let him be smitten.... hard.
{Pikachus Maximus adds: DANG STRAIGHT!!!}
Oh, blessings to the Great Chuu!
Let your name be forever in our hearts & on our T-shirts!
Let your light shine upon us & fry us not.
All honor to thee, Nobel Mouse of Thunder.
Pok-Amen.
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BY: Maria Morrison
May you forever remain outside your pokeball,
and your meals full of apples and ketchup.
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A SPECIAL BLESSING:
Pi-Pi-Pika Chuuu,
Pikachu, Pika-Pi Chu, pika-pi, pika chu pika, Pika, Pika, Chu, cha Pi Pi, kachu, pika-chuuuu, pi-KA-chu--Pikachu pi ka cha chu pi ka chu pika pika chuuu, pi-KA-CHU! Pika-pi, pika-chu! Chu, cha pika-cha cha pi!
-----Pi-Pikachu, pika chu pi-ka, Bigachu, Righty, Lefty, Chu, Noisy, Joy, Talkie, Squeaky, Squishy, Pi, Pup, Shampoo, Spongy, Princess Loopy Squakers III, Pudgy Wudgy, Sparkie, Ka, Happy-Chu, Plumpy, Squirmy, Wiggly, Jiggly, Precious, Perky, Pika, Puka, Rai, and their trainers, Erica & Alicia.
TRANSLATION:
Oh great Chuu,
We have gathered together all of our resources and for your pleasure, have bought you this "thick and rich" bottle of Heniz Ketchup--[NOTE: Ketchup can be seen in "Offerings" section]it wasn't an easy task trying to gather up all the money from our trainers sofa cushions, but we managed to do so! We hope you enjoy it, and wish the best of Pika-luck to you!
-----Your loyal and faithful followers, Bigachu, Righty, Lefty, Chu, Noisy, Joy, Talkie, Squeaky, Squishy, Pi, Pup, Shampoo, Spongy, Princess Loopy Squakers III, Pudgy Wudgy, Sparkie, Ka, Happy-Chu, Plumpy, Squirmy, Wiggly, Jiggly, Precious, Perky, Pika, Puka, Rai, and their trainers, Erica & Alicia.
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BY: Oddish:
AN ODE TO THE PIKAS
Pikachu, Oh pikachu. Your cheeks so rosy, your electric shocks so cozy.
May you forever be exalted. May the rivers of ketchup never run dry, May Team Rocket never make you cry.
May thoust every wish be granted as sure as Koga's gym floor is slanted.
May your electricity never run dry. May you never have to breathe a sigh. Oh Pikachu....
Let he who curses you be cursed ten times over, and he who blesses you be eternally blessed.
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BY: Pika112:
May never a PokeBall capture you,
May your zap always be thunder shocking,
May you never run out of Ketchup,
and peace to all CHUU with ketchup on top.
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BY: Gouki:
We believe in one pikachu. Of whom all pikachu's are united under. Thy god of pikachus. We sing your praises and proclaim your glory. Thy searvants are many and thy vast following has set your pokemon free unto the promised gym. All hail the glory of Pikachu!!! Though thy enamies are great, thou shalt smite them and layeth the smacketh downeth so that all trainers shalt know thy name... PIKACHU!!! * * *
Charles Tam Notes:
There are four kinds of Pikachus, all good by nature:
1. The kind which stays wild and forever munches on apples.
2. The kind caught by a benevolent trainer and can be found drinking ketchup and swapping trainer rumors at the Pika Pub.
3. The kind caught by a malevolent trainer and as a result, loses its cuteness.
4. The kind influenced by bad things and loses some, but not all of its cuteness.
May the Great Chuu watch over all, and heal those with the misfortune to stumble into the wrong path.
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There are kinds of Pikachu haters:
1. The kind who ridicule Pokémon and shun it like it's the Devil.
2. The kind who see Pikachu as some kind of bribery "item" who lures kids into begging for toys.
3. The kind who like Pokémon but laugh at Pikachu because it's "weak".
4. The kind who prefer other Pokémon over Pikachu and *actively* diss him/her.
May they all be annihilated by the Great Chuu.
May you feast on ketchup and fruit but never be buried in them.
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By: TsRazor:
May your spark last long and may you eat apples until eternity Remember: I am your Disciple.
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By: Simon Wiippola
May every trainer that lives in this galaxy have the opportunity to meat a Pikachu and not have to live whitout ketchup.
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By: Rikon:
Pikachu may you so ever be gentle, soft, sweet, and cute,
You may always have your red liquid named Ketchup
If thy owner ever lay thy hands on you in incomfortable manner... THEN GIVE HIM A THUNDERSHOCK LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO!!!!
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
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A Prophecy, from the great Marril praiser:
Thy long and slender ears bewitch thy Marril passchur,
Blood will thy carry thy tourch, and in the flames of hope and light pikas will arise. For thou water and lightning conquer thy blood, and for thou Marril and Pikachu carry thy flames of hope and light. Born from flames arises pichu and he will are thou help thy blessings.
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ALL: HAIL THE CHUU!
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Anyone who sent the Chuu blessings that were deleted by Xoom before our move.
-Pikachu Maximus
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