Two big babies met
On a winter's day.
They thought they'd get
All dressed up to play.

So they went outside,
Never to return.
They laugh, they hide.
Babies never learn.

But they cry and they cry. 
Who said babies never die?
They cry.
Who said babies never die?

One pushed the other down
Into the salty snow
He looked around.
No one would ever know.

Bad things happen to
Babies all the time.
They laugh at who
Kisses then times nine.

But they cry and they cry.
Who said babies never die?
They cry.
Who said babies never die?