I want a diamond
I really do.
I think that you
Should give me one.

Then you can prove
Your love is true
And that the gift giving 
Has just begun.

I want that diamond.
I want that thing.
A tennis bra-
Celet or ring.

It better shine
It better cut.
I know it is ex-
Pensive, but...

What other way
Can you make 4 months
Of your measly salary
Last a lifetime?

And what other thing
Have I ever asked you for?

Besides
The ability to read my mind?
And I didn't get
That either...
Yet.

I want that diamond.
I want it so
All of my irritating friends will know

That I have worth
Not only that
But that you love me even though I'm fat.

I want it and I want it now.
I'll say it once I don't care how
You get it, you can rob a store
There just is nothing I want more

Than diamond jewelry for me
And I'll talk louder so you see
How very much it means.

Even some little stud earrings,
Give me the God damn diamond!