The History of Saint Sallie "Indy" Veals

Sallie Veals was born in a non-descript West German town in the late 1400's. History records that her place of birth was a small, yet nonetheless insignicant log cabin that she helped her father build. Her birth was foretold in the ovarian prophesy (and untimely demise) of the village seer, Herr Thumper*.

* Most musical historians and pundits believe that this alleged fortune teller was none other than Thumper the Hare.

The History of the Orchestra at the Academe of Saint Sallie "Indy" Veals

The Orchestra at the Academe' has been in existance for nearly 2586 years 10 months 14 days 3 hours 26.5 minutes. By "nearly" I don't mean to suggest that has been exactly that long. Estimates (amongst various musical historians) vary, but most agree that it has been at least a fortnight* and perhaps a week or two before that. All scholars, though, do agree that the orchestra sounds remarkably like Roland Sound Canvas SC-155. Their technique (if, in fact, that is the correct word) closely resembles the sounds one would achieve if one (or two, or even six and a half) were to input the musical notes (and expressions and expletives [deleted]) via some gargantuan musical notation program (such as Finale). The orchestra's rather unique (some say dizzying, some say...never mind) blending sounds as if it might have been achieved via some other sequencer program (like Cakewalk, Windjammer, or [most probably] Voyetra's Midi Orchestrator Plus).

* Dissenters will only admit to a really, really long slumber party.