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| allright.wav (33 kb) |
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I am all
right, you ain't no right, you little fuckin' prick. |
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| bandage.wav (44 kb) |
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Hey
Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than
your fuckin' head, you know that? |
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batts.wav (234 kb)  |
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(Vincent) Now, go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
(Pesci) Motherfuck', mutt, you... you fuckin' piece of shit!
(Vincent) Yeah, yeah, yeah... come on, come on, come on!
(Pesci) Henry, he bought his fuckin' button, that fake old tough guy! You bought your fuckin' button, you fake tough guy! You, you motherfuck! Fuck! Keep that motherfucker here, keep him here, keep him here! |
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| bigboy.wav (55 kb) |
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Oh-oh,
Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did
you say? Funny how? |
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| bigdeal.wav (38 kb) |
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All right,
so he got shot in the foot. What is it, a big fuckin'
deal? |
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| christen.wav (51 kb) |
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Hey, you
wanna laugh? This prick last week asked me to christen
his kid. |
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| cofftogo.wav (35 kb) |
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What the
fuck are you looking at? Come on, make that coffee to go.
Let's go. |
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| crawl.wav (39 kb) |
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Walk! Let
him crawl there like he crawls for the fuckin' drink. |
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| dizzy.wav (35 kb) |
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Where
you're goin'? Where you're goin'? You dizzy motherfucker
you. |
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| drink.wav (35 kb) |
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Oh, give
me a fuckin' drink. Move, you little prick. |
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| dug.wav (80 kb) |
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Who the
fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole, I don't give a
fuck! What is it, the first hole I dug? First time I dug
a hole, I'll dig a fuckin' hole. Well, where are the
shovels? |
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| favors.wav (80 kb) |
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What the
fuck I ask you for? I mean, I'm asking you for a favor. I
do a lot of fuckin' favors for you. I'm
trying to bang this fuckin' broad, so help me out! |
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| fullfun.wav (582 kb) |
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(Pesci) Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big guy, he knows what he said. What did you say? Funny how?
(Liotta) It's...
(Pesci) What?
(Liotta) Just... ya know, you're, you're funny.
(Pesci) What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
(Liotta) Just...you know how to tell the story, what?
(Pesci) No, no, I don't know... you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
(Liotta) Get the fuck outta here, Tommy!
(Pesci) Ya motherfucker, I almost had him, I almost had him! Ya stutterin' prick ya! Frankie, was he shakin'? |
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| funny.wav (114 kb) |
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Funny how?
I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you
laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? How da' fuck am I
funny? What da' fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell
me what's funny. |
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| jewgirl.wav (52 kb) |
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You
fuckin' believe that? In this day and age. What da' fuck
is this world comin' to? |
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| joke.wav (47 kb) |
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What da
fuck are you doin'? It's a joke, a joke! Put the fuckin'
pot there, you ain't take the coffee. |
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| keephere.wav (31 kb) |
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You
motherfuck'! Fuck, keep that motherfucker here. |
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| knewit.wav (60 kb) |
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(Liotta) I
knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
(Pesci)
You knew what? You see
what? What da fuck is wrong with that?
(Liotta)
When is this?
(Pesci)
Tomorrow night. |
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| late.wav (33 kb) |
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You're
always fuckin' late. You'll be late for your own fuckin'
funeral. |
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| mirage.wav (79 kb) |
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What am I,
a mirage? What? Where's my fuckin' drink? I asked you for
a drink... I just asked you for a fuckin' drink. |
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| mumbling.wav (35 kb) |
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You know
you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck, you
know that? |
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| nicegirl.wav (147 kb) |
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(Mom) Why
don't you get yourself a nice girl?
(Pesci)
I get a nice one almost
every night, mom.
(Mom)
Yeah, but get yourself a
girl so you could settle down!
(Pesci)
I settle down almost every
night but then in the morning I'm free! I love you, I
wanna be with... I wanna be with you.
(De
Niro) Why don't you
settle down? |
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| noshines.wav (62 kb) |
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I said no
more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been
away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell'ya. I
don't shine shoes anymore. |
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| rat.wav (73 kb) |
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(Pesci) You
got a problem with what I did, Anthony?
(Anthony)
No... hey, no...
(Pesci)
Fuckin' rat anyway. His
whole family's all rats! He'd grow up to be a rat! |
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| shut.wav (21 kb) |
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I thought
he'd never shut the fuck up! |
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| strongbx.wav (44 kb) |
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Where's
the strong box, you fuckin' varmint you?... Dizzy. |
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| tata.wav (53 kb) |
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(Spyder) I
tough-I thought-I'm...
(Pesci)
I thought-I tought! You've
been doin' this all fuckin' night to me, you
motherfucker! |
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| tellyou.wav (130 kb) |
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'Ah... so
what you gonna tell us, tough guy?'. I said 'my usual,
zero, nothing! Why tell you? What da fuck!'. He said 'no,
you gonna tell me something today, tough guy'. I said
'all right, I'll tell ya something: go fuck your
mother!'. |
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| tellyou2.wav (97 kb) |
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'What you
wanna tell me now, tough guy?'. I said 'bing! What you
doin' here? I thought I told ya to go fuck your mother!'
Ha-ha-ha!!!... I thought he was gonna shit! |
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| thisprik.wav (15 kb) |
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You
believe this prick?! |
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| vulture.wav (88 kb) |
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What the
fuck is with you? He's hanging... I thought I was gettin'
pinched already. He's hanging on my fuckin' neck like a
vulture, like a impending... What you want? |
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| waiter.wav (75 kb) |
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What the
fuck are you looking at? You fuckin'... you fuckin'
moron! You don't wanna bring me the check, do you? |
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| warm.wav (37 kb) |
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Get the
fuck outta' here. What fuckin' warm it up, get outta'
here! |
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| wing.wav (66 kb) |
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(De Niro)
Hey, here's a leg.
(Pesci) Here's a wing! What do you
like, the leg or the wing, Henry? |
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| yahoo.wav (158 kb) |
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Oklahoma
Kid. That's me, I'm the Oklahoma Kid. You fuckin'
varmint! Dance... dance! Yahoo, you motherfucker! |
