The Monkey vs. the Master







Here is how things currently stand:


Philip Broderick - 03/31/98 01:18:16
My URL:http://Humongous.swollen.head.com
My Email:You know.
Instrument: I am the clarinet demigod!

Comments:
Well, first of all I'd like to say that I am, well, the clarinet demigod. As soon as I have recieved my international status as the best thing to happen to music since Copland, however, I will unveil my true omnipotence. Until then you are required only to: bow once in my presence, address me as "your outstandingness", offer up only small un-endangered woodland creatures, and pour out libations of middling quality from only bronze or silver bowls. However, it would be wise to remember that I will one day be revealed as a full-fledged god, and I'll appreciate the efforts of those who went above and beyond the aforementioned rules of etiquette concerning my immortal person (*nudge wink*). Also, Jim, you have a very cool website! It could use a shrine for me, though. One can never have too much self-promoting propaganda, after all. Oh yeah, and I think Donna has the hots for you. Ha Ha! Peace be multiplied unto you, the faithful.


Donna Steele - 03/31/98 03:54:15
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ok/bassoonmonkey
My Email:bassoononfire@hotmail.com
Instrument: Bassoon/ Bass Drum

Comments:
Jim, you have changed elusive euphonium page. This is a GOOD thing. Yet, I've changed my pages too~~ so I can't say anything negative torwards change. This page is even cooler now, but I have a new goal in life (besides overthrowing the government, taking over the universe, and being the best bassoonist). My new goal is to not laugh at or get angry at the stupidity of those inferior to me (Philip), for they know not the powers of the left-handed bassoonist. It's a good thing. Otherwise, I would have to get ANGRY at Philip, which makes Mr. Bigglesworth UPSET. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets UPSET, PEOPLE DIE!!!! Okay, I need to stop watching "Austin Powers". This page is cool, but I don't want to write any more about my takeover of the world, so I'll just sto HERE.~~ Donna aka Shi Thead (Monkey Club LEADER) BTW, you are still in the club as Cra Phead! Let us know when you don't want to be considered a member! :)


- 03/31/98 22:06:56

Comments:
Hey, guess what? Donna is a freak! Neither of her unwieldy bassoonist hands have anything to compare with the sheer might of my magnificent million-dollar magic fingers. One more insult to my glorious self, and she and AND her hands AND her Mr. Whatever AND her butt-monkey club may all burn in the fires of eternity! ~Guess Who?


Better than Philip ANYDAY - 04/01/98 00:05:34
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ok/bassoonmonkey
My Email:iceyflame@hotmail.com
Instrument: Bassoon and Bass Drum

Comments:
Philip will die! Such a fragile being stands no chance against my incredible powers. Now, I want to be a drum major EVEN more...hehehe. One day, Philip will be under my power, just as the dumb little freshman guy who follows me around all the time. Believe me, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! Philip, do I have to sic Jimmy the flutie monkey boy on you??? He's a seventh grade lynch man of ~The Monkey Club~. Jimmy is my sidekick who loves to BURN things! He would ENJOY it. Or, I COULD just defeat you in my own special way. Just because you're older doesn't mean that you're more creative...hehe. :) BTW, I'm not REALLY planning to kill Philip and his good 'ol NAVY BLUE, just torment him the way only a monkey leader could! :)



Thu Mar, the latest incarnation of the sacred person of Philip - 04/04/98 01:33:06
Instrument: You know by now.

Comments:
Your powers of darkness stand no chance against my own potent fighting spirit! Speaking VERY hypothetically, even as a "drum major", (which in the Old Tongue means "too mentally handicapped to play and march at the same time ), your powers over me would be like those of a puppet with a green willow wand trying to drive the wild bull elephant! The smallest children even know that when I say to Mr. Early "Heel", he heels, and when I say "Jump" he does a back-flip! And how can you hope that he, who I in all my glory dominate with ease, will grant you a title and power over me?

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