The Male of the species outnumbered three to one can
usually be found at the Kitchen sink or otherwise sneaking a quick go
on the computer.
The Female of the species, henceforth referred to as Samantha can usually be found on one of the numerous telephones situated in the Lounge, Kitchen or Bedroom.
The two offspring, the long hair covering the three sixes on their scalps, will be where the trouble is.
Beverley & Lara Their story in pictures
An aging Espace and a vintage Escort are the preferred modes of transport and the family have been known to venture out to visit, so watch out it could be you next!
My sammy Jayne
email. stannards@stannards.screaming.net