Never
try to clean out a wall outlet with a safety pin.
Even though it has "safety" in the
title, it's not totally
safe!
Altoids
are an organist's best friend (learned that from
Robert McDermet at Organ Week '99!)
Never
play someone's an organ without getting permisson
(this is applicable in more than one situation!)
When
you have to choose between one thing an another,
the "eeny, meeny, miney mo" method is
always useful
Never
let your cat have some of your Chineese
chicken... you never know where that stuff comes
from!
Never
ask permission to kiss someone. They may be
offended, but what the heck... you are only
mortal once
but
never offend an organist in any way. Organists
have a lot of friends, and even though they are
most of the time either 130 pound queers or 80
year old blue hairs, they'll gang up on you and
make you wish you never even heard
of Bach!
If
you get mad at someone, never frown. It takes 42
muscles to frown, and it only takes 4 to take
your arm and slap the poor fool in the face
When
you are little and in Sunday School, the correct
answer to EVERY
question is always one of the following:
If you
don't know the words to a hymn in church or a
choral piece in choir, just mouth the word
"watermellon watermellon watermellon"
to the music, and it looks like you're singing
the words (it works!).
If you
are worried you are being egotistical, go to a
professional organist and ask him what are his
favorite pieces to play. You'll feel like the
anti-ego!
If you
feel like your not normal, just convince yourself
that you are normal, and the rest of the world if
just screwed up!
The
human brain is such a wonderful organ. It starts
working when you wake up, and keeps working until
you get to school.
Mean
people suck
Bunnys
can be evil (eg. Monty Python's Holy Grail)