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"Interaction warning: Ryan's Deadly Kung-Fu Action is not for all websurfers. Common side-effects may include foaming at the mouth, headaches, rash, fever, hair loss, dementia, miss-matched socks, heart murmurs, projectile vomiting, leperosy, lupis, locust infestation, ebola, hamster combustion, children born with the heads of spider monkeys, seeing dead people, being mistaken for Dick Van Patten, and possession by the Prince of Darkness. If you experience any of these common side effects, please consult your doctor before continuing with Ryan's Deadly Kung-Fu Action use. "

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