Money
     
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but 
nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting 
the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to GOD 
USA, they decided to sent it to President Clinton. The President 
was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his 
secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. President Clinton 
thought that this would appear to be a lot of money to a little
boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write 
a thank-you note to GOD, which read:
Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending me the money. 
However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it 
through Washington and, as usual, those bastards deducted $95.