Real Estate Top 10 List

Top 10 Reasons Why Real Estate Lawyers Get Ulcers

10. "It's a new house, the title must be OK..."

9. "We have to close tomorrow or the rate goes up..."

8. "Uncle Fred said he'd lend us the downpayment but..."

7. "My wife/husband died two weeks ago but I always sign for her/him..."

6. "We do all the papers. All you have to do is get them signed..."

5. "The bank stopped payment on the check..."

4. "Airborne/FedX/UPS lost the documents..."

3. "Well...why can't you take $100,000.00 in cash?"

2. "We just did the final walk though and..."

And...the Number 1 Reason why Real Estate Lawyers Get Ulcers:

"But the Seller/Buyer/Broker/Banker/Other Lawyer/Bartender said it wouldn't be a problem..."