The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom.
A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
The inhabitants of Moscow are Mosquitoes.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places which is why they look like umbrellas.
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I never have been able to make out the numbers.
When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.
I'm not sure how clouds are formed, but clouds know how to do it, and that's the important thing.
Water vapor gets together in a big cloud. When it gets big enough to be called a drop, it does.
The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
You can listen to thunder and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
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