Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male
reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A: They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
A: Snowballs.
Q: Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
A: Because the snowblower was coming down the block
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does,it's down the chimney.
Q: How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?
A: They both have ornamental balls.
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suitgets all the credit.
Q: Why are women's breasts like a train set a kidgets at Christmas time?
A: Because they were originally made for children
but the father wants to play with them.
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