What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle!
Who sings "Love Me Tender," and makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis.
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet
What does the cow's holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas!
What does Santa likes to eat?
A jolly roll.
Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What does Santa say when he is sick?
OH OH NO!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid.
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