11> Invited entire tech-support department to play golf. Brought Melissa to complete the foursome.
10> Steve Jobs started work today. The silverware looks great, but he doesn't do windows -- yet.
9> The baby cries constantly. Maybe I'll buy Fisher-Price.
8> Bought my first Macintosh. It's sooooo cute!
7> Good day. Found over 15 bucks' worth of soda cans in the trash bins outside Microsoft headquarters.
6> Bad day. Ellison sent back the heads of two of the three hitmen I hired, along with a note saying he ate the third one whole.
5> Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner. Yes!
4> Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days!
3> Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to buy china, she means dishes.
2> Ran into Demi and Bruce. Upped my offer to a billion dollars.
and the Number 1 Entry in Bill Gates's Diary...
1> Seventh day: rested.
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