Top Ten New Jobs for Clinton

10. Part time work for an "escort" agency

9. Color commentator for the Braves

8. Shampoo commercial model for suave shampoo

7. Guest celebrity psychic for the 1-900-PSYCHIC hotline

6. Replace Dave as spokesman for Wendy's

5. Guest shot on "Jeff Foxworthy"

4. Food critic for the Little Rock Gazette

3. Columnist for "High Times" magazine

2. Star as "Jethro" in the next Beverly Hillbillies Movie

1. Top Ten list editor for "My Little Humor Page"

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