A truck driver made a habit of running down lawyers whenever he saw them walking down the road. Whenever he saw a lawyer, he'd swerve over and WHAM! Then he'd swerve back on the road and see the dead lawyer in his rear view mirror.
One day he picked up a priest hitchhiking, and while they were driving along, the truck driver saw a lawyer. He automatically swerved over to get the lawyer, but at the last second, he remembered he had a priest in the truck, so he swerved away and missed the lawyer. But he heard a WHAM!! and he could see the dead lawyer in the mirror.
He turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father, I thought I missed him."
The priest said, "Yeah, you did, but I got him with the door."
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