12> You have an argument with your wife, and the following Tuesday,the City Council passes an ordinance taking her side.
11> Leaders looking to pump up the census by recognizing multiple personalities.
10> The Fire Department keeps borrowing your soda spritzer.
9> Police Force armed only with The Club.
8> Dining out requires gettting up enough change for Cheezits and Fanta from the vending machines at the gas station.
7> Jury duty every week starting to wear thin.
6> Renovation of town sewer system involves digging a new hole and moving the shed.
5> Wal-Mart decides to build a 5-acre store instead of a 10-acre store, and only sells gum and raccoon pelts.
4> Winter snow removal plan consists of the Mayor shaking Morton's Salt over the town intersection.
3> Town's most eligible bachelor is named "Skeeter."
2> Only videos at Blockbusters are "Footloose" and "Meatballs II."
1> To fill out this year's varsity football squad, Coach had to father 3 children.
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