Southern Computer Terms


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WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU RUN ACROSS A SKUNK IN THE WOODS

BARCODE
THEMS THE FIGHTIN' RULES DOWN AT THE LOCAL TAVERN

BUG.
THE REASON YOU GIVE FOR CALLING IN SICK

BYTE
WHAT YER PIT BULL DUN TO CUSIN JIM BOB

CACHE
NEEDED WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF FOOD STAMPS

CHIP
PASTURE MUFFINS THAT YOU TRY NOT TO STEP IN

CRASH
WHEN YOU GO TO JR.'S PARTY UNINVITED

DIGITAL
THE ART OF COUNTING ON YOUR FINGERS

DISKETTE.
FEMALE DISCO DANCER

FAX
WHAT YOU LIE ABOUT TO THE IRS HACKER
UNCLE LEROY AFTER 32 YEARS OF SMOKING

INTERNET
WHERE CAFETERIA WORKERS PUT THEIR HAIR

KEYBOARD.
WHERE YOU HANG THE KEYS TO THE JOHN DEERE TRACTOR

MAC
BIG BUBBAS FAVORITE FAST FOOD

MODEM.
I.Q. COMPARISON (SHE'S MO' DUM THAN YA'LL)

MOUSE PAD
WHERE MICKEY AND MINNIE LIVE

NETWORK
SCOOPIN' UP A BIG FISH BEFORE IT BREAKS THE LINE

ONLINE
WHERE TO WALK WHEN TAKING THE SOBRIETY TEST

ROM
WHERE THE POPE LIVES

SCREEN
HELPS KEEP THE SKEETERS OFF THE PORCH

SERIAL PORT
A RED WINE YOU DRINK WITH BREAKFAST

SUPERCONDUCTOR
AMTRAK'S EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR

TERMINAL
TIME TO CALL THE UNDERTAKER


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