Lines from Star Wars that would be funny if you Subsituted Certain Words for "Pants"


- - We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

- - The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

- - I find your lack of pants disturbing.

- - These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

- - Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

- - General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

- - I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

- - TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

- - Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

- - You are unwise to lower your pants.

- - She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

- - Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

- - You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.

- - Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

- - Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

- - That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

- - A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

- - Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot pants more heavily guarded than this.

- - Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

- - Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. . . Your sister!

- - Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

- - Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

- - Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

- - I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

- - You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

- - Yesssss. The hate is swelling in your pants.


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