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16> "Sure you'll get your figure back -- we'll just search 1985 where you left
it." 15> "Keys are on the fridge, honey. I'll see you at the hospital at half- time."
14> "Sure, the doctor said you're eating for two - but he didn't mean two orcas."
13> "Honey -- Come show the guys your Brando impression!"
12> "Roseanne, what have you done with my wife?!"
11> "How come you're so much fatter than the other chicks in Lamaze?"
10> "Sweetheart, where'd you put that Victoria's Secret catalog?"
9> "What's the big deal? If you can handle *me* going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out."
8> "Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, willya?"
7> "Why in the *world* would I want to rub your feet?"
6> "That's not a bun in the oven -- it's the whole friggin' bakery!"
5> "You know, now that you mention it, you *are* getting fat and unattractive."
4> "Oh, this is just great! Now, on top of everything else, child support."
3> "Yo, Fatbutt! You're blocking the TV!"
2> "No, I don't know where the remote is! Have you looked under your breasts?"
1> "I know today's your due date, but Larry just got a 10 point buck and that's a reason to celebrate, too."
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