Tidbits from The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce:

Welcome to my home on the Web. This site is currently under construction.

My name is Monica.

My friend Amber makes cool stuff.

I graduate from college May 12, 2001. I will have a BA in English with a technical communication emphasis.

I have been married to my husband Kevin for almost three years. Our anniversary is July 17.

I have two children. Dagan is 5 years old and Corbin is 2 years old.

I am involved in Web design, writing, sign language for babies, and reading.