WEIRD EMAILS I'VE RECEIVEDTo: carlamo@xyz.com Subject: I WISH TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT MARRIAGE From: greg10396@abc.com Date: - Dec 24 2002 8:46:09 AM ,0800 A message from "greg10396" to "serenadetx": I Am a Male I Am Currently the Sole Owner & Business Owner That I Run & Operate the Business My Parents Started in 1954. I Am a Single Male Seeking a Young Wife Whom Is Sincere & Faithful & Interested In Marriage & Children. If You Are Interested in My Offer You Will Not Have to Clean House and Will Be Able to Help Me in the Business Involving the Various Functions of Running it & Working in it with Me as My Wife. If You Wish to Have Children That Will Be Fine. Also a Prenuptial Agreement Will Not Be Necessary. However I Do Not Believe in Divorces & Hopefully You Also Do Not Believe in Divorces. However If You Have Been Divorced in Your past That Is in the past I Am Now Speaking of Your Future Life with Me as My Wife. If You Accept My Offer You Will Be Given 7 Days to Move In. I Do Have Money and If You Do Not Have Transportation Once You Are Here I Will Provide You with a Vehicle. If You Presently Have No Transportation Available Then Arrangements Shall Be Made for Your Transportation Here to Mo (Missouri) Usa. Where the Home & Business Resides. In Your New Life with You as My Wife I Will Be Faithful & I Shall Also Hope That You Will Also Be Faithful. However You Shall Have the Marriage and If You Wish Children & Your Future Will Be Guaranteed by Our Marriage Vows. But, You Will Be Able to Work at Least a Part Time Job Elsewhere So as to in Order for You to Have Your Independence and as to Make it as Such That We Are Not Using Each Other Nor Buying Each Other. But, in the Event of Divorce If You Stay at Least 10 Years You Also Shall Be Awarded ½ of What We Have Jointly Accumulated During Our Time Together. However I Ask with Your Answer a Detailed and Thorough Description about You and Your Age and a Photo of You & Contact Information to Contact You by Your Telephone Number & Your Regular E-mail Address in Regards to Our Marriage as Arrangements Shall Be Made for Your Arrival Here to Mo (Missouri) Usa. Where the Home & Business Resides. I Am a Straight Single White Caucasian Male, Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, a Thin to Normal Build, My Height Is 5' 11" Age 44. Below Are Some Rules I Have Laid out for My Roomy and Future Wife They must Be Obeyed: This Is Very Serious and Do Not Laugh When You Read Them & I Am Sure You Have Some Rules Also & Any Rules You Have I Will Obey Your Rules: / On Instructions for a Hairdryer: Do Not Use While Sleeping. / On a Frozen Dinner Package: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. / On Packaging from a Rowenta Iron. Do Not Iron Clothes on Body. / On Curling Iron Instructions: Do Not Put into Eyes. / Be Open Minded & Have a Sense of Humor! The Main Rule Is Pick Me! Love, : Sent On: December 24, 2002 ------------------------------------- To: Subject: ?Typo From: "Kathleen" Date: - Thu, Dec 26 2002 1:13:17 AM0500 I think I found a typo, on your spelling bee award criteria page! If you meant it to be a typo, sorry, I feel stupid. This is the paragraph >I'm far from perfect when it comes to spelling and grammar and I've caught myself >making some pretty stoopid mistakes now and then -- BUT THAT'S THE POINT!!! -- I've >CAUGHT the mistakes (at least, most of them...). At the very least I make an effort to >clean up any sloppy typing or phrasing. And this is the sentence: >making some pretty stoopid mistakes now and then Kathleen ----------------------------- To: Subject: greetings from hamilton ontario From: Greetings from The Ancient One Hello Carla While journeying across the world wide web I stumbled upon your site. I must say i'm impressed. You are a very talented person. I wish you much joy and prosperity. My name is Micheal T---. I am a Psychic / Spiritual Advisor in Canada . I enjoyed my visit to your site. You have many gifts and much to be proud of . May you achieve all in life which you desire. Forever in Peace Micheal 
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