1. the countries where all beliefs are systematically confiscated
2. the countries where only beliefs promoted or approved by the State may circulate
3. the countries where existing beliefs are crude, approximate, and unpredictable
4. the countries where invasion is swift, misinformed, insensitive to implications and allusions, managed by ridiculous and sly multi-nationals
5. the countries where there are two networks of dissemination: one illegal and one clandestine
6. the countries where there is no invasion because there are no beliefs, but there are many potential believers
7. the countries where there are no beliefs and nobody complains about their absence
8. the countries, finally, in which every day, beliefs are produced for all tastes and all ideas, amid general indifference.
Brain : "Accepting my own errors, the team needs balance. Balance, yes. Therefore, to successfully take over the world, a sacrifice must be made. One of us must be an imbecile."
useyourhead
I demand the confiscation of all pebbles and other particles that are hard,
or if glued together could be made into something hard,
that could potentially used as a weapon against the police.
For years we have allowed seeds, rocks, sticks and dirt
to go unregulated and proliferate in our communities.
This must stop.
I demand SWAT teams to sweep though our neighborhoods
and remove all the dangerous objects we have in our houses.
Protesters that protest on the cops day off are commiting a cruel and unusual act by exercising
their right to assemble when cops would rather be at home with their kids.
And not just protesting, but bringing things that could be construed as weapons,
such as signs on sticks, puppets, waterbottles and various articles of clothing.
The national guard and maybe even the army should be
called in if it could stop the proliferation of dangerous thingy things.
