*WARNING*: This is just a joke! It came from my own warped imagination!
Harding University
in association with
Blockbuster Video, GM Motors, and the Abflex Company
present...
Burksapalooza 2003
SEE the rap and heavy metal stylings of Dr. David Burks!
SEE Dr. Burks eat a live rat onstage!
SEE Dr. Burks break it down Limp Bizkit style with Dr. Neal "Crusher" Pryor!
And for the grand finale...
Dr. Burks vs. the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling!
Special appearances and performances by
Maya Angelou
Carrot Top
Alien Ant Farm
Celine Dion
Zamfir
and Veruca Salt!
Tickets available at any Ticketmaster outlet or at Blockbuster Video Stores nationwide!
Burksapalooza 2004-- don't miss out!
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