Life Quotes
Said by myself and other people I know...
"Attention shoppers-- the store will be closing in five minutes.
This is your last chance to bring your final selections to the
register. Don't say I didn't warn you."
-- Me
Kim: This is so weird.
Me: Well, you're weird.
"And just where would you be without an 'undo' button?"
-- Greta Reeves on computerized solitaire
"Have a good day...or night...whatever it is you're celebrating."
-- Me
"Pudding waits for no one."
-- Zak (my brother)
"At least I'm not discriminated against. I get whistled at by construction workers and truck drivers."
-- Me
"Nobody has ever seen me completely lose my temper. I'm saving it for someone special."
-- Kim Blackburn
Me: "I mean, it's like me in a cheerleading uniform..."
Allen: "Hey, have you been reading my diary?"
"No matter what door you choose, God opens about a million more."
-- Steve Frye
"You're sure you're that short? Do you always wear high heels around me or something?"
-- Stephanie Shepherd
"What's going on here? I've been reprimanded by a toy giraffe!"
-- Me
"...It isn't as far-fetched for the spell-checker to suggest 'sex' as the answer to all your problems."
-- Carl Burke
"Marriages come and go, but RATMM is forever."
-- Steven Thorpe (RATMM's thor)
"You're so unique, you deserve quotes around your name."
-- Alex Carter
"I am so Blair-Witching right now."
-- Me, on driving through the woods at night
Random guy: I've just never seen girls working on a car before.
Erin: We got the vote too. Did you hear about that?
