Signs You've Been in Theatre Too Long (Author unknown)
1. Your weekend consists of Monday and only Monday.
2. "Q" is not just a letter.
3. National holidays that fall on Monday seem pointless to you.
4. You know more than one theory for the origin of the name "greenroom."
5. You can only read from a light that is blue.
6. You consider the red part of the stoplight as "standby."
7. You can't remember what daylight looks like.
8. You feel naked without your keys attached to your belt loop, or your belt without your Maglite, Leatherman, and Gerber.
9. You know tie-line has several uses-- shoelaces, belts, ponytail holders...
10. 95% of your wardrobe is black.
11. You watch the Super Bowl waiting for intermission, not halftime.
12. You tell more stories of what went wrong on shows you've done than what went smoothly.
13. You start wondering what it feels like to be a prop.
14. You know that anything can be fixed with gaff tape, More-tite, sculpter-coat, a sharpie, tie-line, and a safety pin.
15. Your diet consists of fast food or microwave food.
16. Your Halloween costume in some way utilizes running blacks and gaffe tape.
17. Varying your diet means ordering the #2 rather than the #3, or eating with your left hand rather than your right.
18. You understand the jokes in Forbidden Broadway.
19. You insist on spellling "theatre" with an "re," not an "er."
20. People recognize you by the sound of your keys jingling down the hallway.
21. Going to a restaurant means ordering and sitting down in McDonald's rather than the drive-thru.
22. You'd heard of Mandy Patinkin before Chicago Hope.
23. "Practical" and "flat" are nouns.
24. Instead of saying you're leaving, you say you're "exiting."
25. At home, you "strike" your dishes to the kitchen.
26. If someone asks you what time it is, you respond with something like "Half hour 'till half hour."
27. When you put someone on call waiting, you say "standby."
28. When you are working on something at home and something slips out of your hand, you yell "Heads!"
