Quotes too good to forget...

6.18.98
"Yeah, I'll pack heat in my dulcimer case." - Nettie

3.29.98
"It's not cheating. I'm borrowing information" - a cool kid.

When asked why he was going around telling people that he was James Bond, the same cool kid said,

"I can't tell you, it's classified."

"DirectNonsense 2? I didn't know that they changed the name from Windows 95." - quoted from internal email.

3.17.98
"Perks are nice but the job's got to be interesting too. Drink all you want but if you're bored, you're just bored and having a drink." - a wise goobie

2.4.98
"imagination is more important than knowledge" - Einstein

"Sit next to a pretty woman for an hour, it seems like a minute.
Sit on a red-hot stove for a minute, it seems like an hour.
That's relativity." -A. Einstein

1.26.98
From an 11 year old after a musical...

It wasn't bad but there was too much singing.

1.8.98
From a mailing list in request for a completely unoffensive xmas greeting...

SNOWBALL

I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first---it wet the bed.

12.1.97
From a friend...

"I found myself in a Methodist bookstore and I thought,
'Oh no, I don't even know if I'm a Christian anymore!'"

11.25.97
From a mailing list...

"This MAC-only household recently acquired an IBM system by accident.
Please help us purify our home! (An exorcism will be held after the system is sold.)"

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From a 7 year old friend on the paparazzi-induced death of Princess Di and Dodi...

"Why is she being chased by a pop nazi? What's a pop nazi?"

Also from the 7 year old, in response to whining...

"Would you like some cheese with that wine?"

From co-worker's daughter, in reply to her dad's grilling of the names of the boys she danced with at the junior high school dance...

"One is named John, the other is Doe."

Famous People whose parents I keep forgetting.

Jamie Lee Curtis - daughter of Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh.

Laura Dern - spawn of Bruce Dern and Diane Ladd

Issabella Rossellini - daughter of Ingrid Bergman

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