This is my picture above. Am I not the most gorgeous cat you've ever seen?
I have what is called a "split face" which means half of my face is orange and half of my face is black.
I'm showing my belly, but I don't allow anyone to touch it. I hate to be petted. While all the other kitties are arching their backs, I'm wiggling on the floor.
I think it has something to do with my kitten hood. Which is kind of vague now.
I should tell you something about my life. I was living on the streets until I was about a year old. Life was tough. I had to dig through garbage in order to eat. I hunted plenty of birds and squirrels, but garbage doesn't run as fast.
I would also beg for handouts, and that's how I met my human. She had a soft spot for me; she wanted to take me home with her. So she tricked me. She brought a can of cat food with her one night. I was so hungry, the garbage wasn't very good there.
When she opened the can, I went crazy. The smell was so strong. She put it down, and I started eating. And eating. She picked me up and the can too. I wanted her to put me down, but I couldn't leave the food. She carried me to her car, and had a friend open the door. Inside the car was a cat carrier. She threw the can into the carrier; and I went after it. She gave me a little push, and shut the door. I ate the whole can of cat food, 5.5 oz or 156g, in an half hour. When the food ran out, I realized that I was trapped, and going somewhere. I complained, but she didn't let me loose. What a wicked human!
When I arrived at my new home, there were already three other cats. Oh, boy, did they hiss! But they got over it. Except for Mandy, she still gives me a hiss now and then. But she thinks she's queen because she's been with the human the longest. Well, I've caught her pretending to be a kitten! She's six years old, old enough to be my grandmother, and she's curled up with the human like a little baby.
I like the male human the best. He's my daddy. I always run to the door to greet him. I don't let him pet me either. I just like to hang around and talk about the birds I saw out the window.
That's another thing about this place. The rules! I can't go outside by myself anymore. I have to go on a leash so my human can watch me. No garbage digging. No fun at all.
I've been featured at the Eroticat Gallery , you can view me at:Eroticats
or you can explore the whole site at: The Eroticat Homepage
If you liked it drop me a note at: sweetkittie@geocities.com
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