by JAMDoss
There once was a man from Zelandonii
Who went on a long journey
He went on this walk to escape the past
and the trip turned out to be a blast.
Sexy, muscular Jondalar was no regular guy
He could get any girl to warm up, even the shy.
With his pick of any all he could do was lust
Over his doni-woman, but that caused a fuss.
Then in anger and range, he shoved his fist
In someone's face and hoped he'd gotten the gist
Jon's punishment was light, kinda helps when
your mom's the cave leader and you sin!
So, he went on a journey with a brother dear
and they ventured everywhere far and near.
They met a few groups that had need
For Jondalar's professional first rights or his seed.
(They followed the River til one day they met a Rhino
Who had other ideas but on Thonolan wanted to dine-o.)
They traveled together until they met some river people
Who insisted they visit and climb a wall really steep (le)
Thonolan fell in love, in love at first sight.
But her death caused their next plight.
Pushing on past his goal, no care for life when
They came upon a lions den
Baby would have killed them both dead
Had Ayla not shown up instead.
Ayla was sweet but shy quiet and reserved
In his eyes she was a perfect doni in every curve.
It took a few weeks, and Jon started to heal.
He got the urge he needed to feel.
A signal, one Ayla thought to understand
Ended up in something unplanned.
And that was the start of a love that has lasted
Even though in MH it was bombasted.