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| Dormitory | Dirty Room |
| Evangelist | Evil's Agent |
| Desperation | A Rope Ends It |
| The Morse Code | Here Come Dots |
| Slot Machines | Cash Lost in 'em |
| Animosity | Is No Amity |
| Mother-in-law | Woman Hitler :) |
| Snooze Alarms | Alas! No More Z's |
| Alec Guinness | Genuine Class |
| Semolina | Is No Meal |
| The Public Art Galleries | Large Picture Halls, I Bet |
| A Decimal Point | I'm a Dot in Place |
| The Earthquakes | That Queer Shake |
| Eleven plus two | Twelve plus one |
| Contradiction | Accord not in it |
| This one's truly amazing: "To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." | And the Anagram: "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten." |
| And for the grand finale: "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong | The Anagram: "A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!" |
| Nope, one more: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA | It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS |
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