Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: One.
Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change
a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED
OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for
THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they
figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light
bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME
CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they
did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs,
TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two
rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb
would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT
WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT
BULBS CAME IN!
WHY?!
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE
GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM
THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT
THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
