| In Prison.... | At Work.... |
| you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. | you
spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. |
| you get 3 meals a day. | you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. |
| you get time off for good behavior. | you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. |
| you can watch TV and play games. | you get fired for watching TV and playing games. |
| a guard locks & unlocks, opens & closes the doors for you. | you must carry a security card and unlock & open doors yourself. |
| you have your own toilet. | you have to share. |
| they allow you to visit your family and friends. | you can't even speak to family and friends. |
| all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. | you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. |
| you spend most of your life looking through bars from the
inside wanting to get out. | you spend your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. |
| you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. | there are some programs you can never get out of. |
| there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic. | we call them managers. |
