Best T-Shirts of the Summer

• (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won.



• So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.



• I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.



• God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends.



• If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going.



• At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All.



• My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.



• I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do.



• (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah.



• If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?



• Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount.



• Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.



• No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman").



• (on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off.



• I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now.



• (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor.



• Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.



• What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?



• I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian



• (on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge.



• Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Some Things are Just Better Rich.



• Liberal Arts Major... Will Think For Money.



• Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional



• IRS--Be Audit You Can Be.



• Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.



• If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen.



• Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.



• The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt.



• If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You.



• Old Age Comes at a Bad Time.



• In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.



• First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.