As you open to door, you are greeted by the sight of a hallway draped with black cloth, with red candles burning in set intervals to light the way. You start to step through, but you stop when you hear a loud cough. You turn around, and Tasslehoff looks at you sadly. "This is as far as I can go. I'm not allowed to go any farther. Allegra would get mad." He extends his small hand politely. "Good journey to you, and may you find what you're looking for." You take the kender's hand, and shake it. Then, with a last smile, the kender shuts the door behind you. The sudden quiet makes you almost long for the kender's incessant chatter. Picking up a candle from one of the tables near the door, you walk down the hallway, until you reach a large room, that looks disturbingly like a crypt. A soft glow comes from somewhere in the room, but you can't pinpoint the source. Flashes of lightning blind you every now and again from the glass window in the corner. With the bright flashes and the candles, you can see the dim shadows of doors along the walls. There are only five doors with signs on them, side by side. The one on the left reads, "Theatre des Vampires", while the one on the far right reads, "Assassins R Us". The three in the middle read, "Yvonne's Lair", "Goth Links", and "Darkness on the Edge of Town". Which will you choose?