NOTHING BEATS A BUD!!
* Checkerboard Apartments * Bubble cars *
Ftrspk
*It figures! * Y'all are so bad! *
Vincent Van Gogh
* Falling in the ditch *
Noids
* That's my boy! * Jules
* Don't glue me * Killing a spider - Rube Goldberg style
* Luther & Lowry * French is better * Health tutors
* The lens cap's on, ya' stupid! * Do it again!
* Hand me a shirt * Died on your own, eh? Smart fella
* Whatever belongs in this tree owns to me! * It snowed!
* Ouch! I ran into a wall, OK? * Grafitti shorts
* Oh (achoo!) wow (achoo!), were you (achoo!)
always (achoo!) that (achoo!) tall (achoo!)?
* Barbie's body parts in the ant pile * Smooshing grapes
* Somebody's coming! Somebody's coming!
* If you're going to ask me about income taxes at 8:30 in
the morning then you can just drop dead!
* The one hanging on the wall * Frog legs, anyone?
* I think I found the problem! * Hurry up! We're going to lose them!
* That can't be it! It says, "Bailey" on the mailbox!
*Hi! This is Jen from Student High Student Council ...
* I'll be wrestling there tonight
* Dry off a little, honey. You're wanted on the phone
* Afghan * Rat Boy * Ducky * J-stud * B-Rad * PJU
* Ken naked in my bathroom * Who's Ju-Ju Beans?!
* The guy tapping on the window *What's an exoskeleton?
* Brad checking out Jason at Albertson's * BARBARA
* Mary Goldfield * Help. Call EMS. The number is 911
* Don't go - Mrs. Vasquez * Bugaboo! * Thelma * Moss
* Haile on wheels knocking over a port-a-potty
* He who knows and knows he knows is a wise man.
He who knows not and knows he knows not can be taught.
But he who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool.
* Chaffee-Chaffee and the movie-movie about the play-play
* Mr. Thurston backing up - BEEP!! BEEP!!
* It's Joe Angermeier's Laboratory * Comma, Comma
* The
alma mater
with hand motions wearing school colors
* The kid who set his hair on fire * We can win!
* The 40 days of Christmas * Helloouu! * Pixie dust
* Reindeer cookies cut in half and bleeding
* "How would you feel if I went out in the middle of the
street and committed suicide?!" "Go ahead!" "I will not go!"
"GO!" "NO!" "It says 'walk'!" "OK!"
* I think you dropped your donuts! *Chicken Cashew Balls
* I don't wanna dance. I hate dancing * He's in the car
* What you got in there? A dead body? * Fumble
* I'm melting, melting! I feel like ... butter.
* Slipping in a pine forest *
PENUT Butter and Jelly
* I have to pee. I have to pee. I have to pee really really badly.
* Snuffle-uffle-shuffle
* Sliding back and forth on sleeping bags in the van
* We went to
Cracker Barrel
... AGAIN!! * Klunk!
* Winding string around the whole house * Crumbs!
* A watched father never comes * Boo ... Radley
* Hey babes! You all alone in that big house?
Company's coming! * Pink stuff ... on a stick!
* You ate me! Was I good? * Reach out and grab someone
* Hi, Darricke! This is Kim. I'm talking to you from
beyond the grave. Call me back. My number is
1-900-666-6666. * Ants, pants, plants, planets
* Julie bending our spatula *Drowning vegetables
* Lum Foo Poo Chinese Restaurant, Lum speaking.
* Which way's East? Can only pee East.
* Peace on Earth, good will to men ... old men!
* Do these eggs come in a box?
No, ma'am, they come in a shell.
* Whipped cream *
A woman who knows what she wants.
© 1997
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