My Daddy is the only person who sometimes calls me by my whole big real name. He thinks it sounds kind of fancy. I help Daddy read the newspaper in the morning and wait to lick the milk out of his cereal bowl. Daddy has the super best hair! Hope he doesn't mind my telling you that he used mousse and hair spray...the men's kind, of course. I like to get real close to his head and lick his hair! It tastes soooo good. After supper, Daddy always gives me Moose treats (Pounce cat treats). He throws them on the floor and says, "Go get them, Mister Moose." I love Moose treats from Daddy.