If you work too hard, there is never enough time for him. If you don't work hard enough, you've got it too easy. If he has a boring repetitive job with low pay, he takes it out on you. If we have a boring repetitive job with low pay, we should get off our asses and find something better as long as it does not interfere with our lifestyle. If a man gets a promotion ahead of her, that is to be expected. If we get it ahead of the man, we're sleeping with someone. If we mention how nice he looks, he either doesn't believe you or wonders what you want. If we cry we're over-reacting or being manipulative. If he cries, you're lucky, you know he has feelings. If a woman thumps a man, he is on the phone to the police or the Lifeline emergency number trying to have her committed. If he thumps her, she'll feel it was her fault and try harder. |
If a man buys her flowers, she'll love it; if he doesn't she'll remember when he used to. If a man is proud of his achievements, a woman will be proud of them too. If a woman is proud of her achievements, he will feel insecure. If a man asks for a cuddle, he will usually want sex. If a woman asks for a cuddle, she will usually want a cuddle. If she has a headache, he thinks she doesn't want sex. If he has a headache, he will take a couple of panadol and still want sex. |
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